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I use Dove soap on my face. It moisturizes~

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Why does fapping just before going to sleep always make me not dream anything? Seriously. I like dreams.
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Crispy wrote:I use Dove soap on my face. It moisturizes~

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Why does fapping just before going to sleep always make me not dream anything? Seriously. I like dreams.
I guess it's time to stop fapping before you go to sleep.
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Exeres wrote:
Crispy wrote:I use Dove soap on my face. It moisturizes~

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Why does fapping just before going to sleep always make me not dream anything? Seriously. I like dreams.
I guess it's time to stop fapping before you go to sleep.
no.
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I think I've started sweating in my sleep again

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I guess you got some sweat dreams.

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Stranaton wrote:
Exeres wrote:
Crispy wrote:I use Dove soap on my face. It moisturizes~

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Why does fapping just before going to sleep always make me not dream anything? Seriously. I like dreams.
I guess it's time to stop fapping before you go to sleep.
no.
this. :/
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fap to wake up

fap to fall asleep
100% Medically Accurate
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my whole jaw hurts and feels like it's unhooking itself again

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Head of The Brothel wrote:fap to wake up

fap to fall asleep
It was the best of faps

It was the worst of faps

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I started only fapping on weekends for no reason at all.
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Lawl. Thata because you work all day.
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my head hurts like fuck and i can't stop shaking

i think i'm fucking breaking down

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shhh shh

nachal

it's okay

c'mere.

also go see a doctor internet hugs don't do shit medically.

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nonononono because you see my mother doesn't believe I have anything to be depressed or stressed out about

i mean she calls me selfish for having anxiety attacks.

"oh you're hearing things? MUST BE RATS IN THE WALL" "keep having extreme nightmares? STOP WATCHING TV" "can't get out of bed? LAZY"

:I all the time

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I just took a piss and it smelt like butter. The odor wafted up

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

I haven't had anything with butter today.
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