1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[Chloemew]

I have no idea. But things are very inconsistent in my dreams and things change all the time so chances are that's what happened in this case or something i don't even know

[Trygve]

"Oops, I seem to have tripped and now your penis is inside my vagina?"

[Valbrandur]

Sorry, I'll get off you. Oops I tripped again, clumsy me.

[Trygve]

"Oh, by the way. I may be invisible but I am a total hottie! So pretend or something. Oops fell again."

[Nefarious Bear]

Anybody got homemade remedies to get rid of pimples?

[Cafall]

sandpaper

[Tall-Hatted Yanimae]

Wash your face everyday. Pretty simple
If you have super oily skin, try twice or three times a day. My face is pretty moderately oily but not too much so. If i tried washing my face twice a day, it gets really dry. I do it every morning. And my face looks so much better sobbu

Baking soda on your pimples works well too from what I've heard. put that on your pimples before going to bed and after washing your face.


ocafall you so dilly

[Mr. Mander]

One could always take the Mason Verger route

[Trygve]

Oh, Bunyip, if washing was that easy for us with chronic diseases.

[Syobon]

I think I read on xkcd once that benzoyl peroxide is one of the active substances of acne-remedies. I think that's also used to make flour, hair dye and toothpaste, so you could check the tickets of those products to see if they contain it. If you're awesome at chemistry, you could try to gain a purified form out of those, or alternatively just rub it on your face. Or don't, because there's other chemical shit in those things and it will do more bad than good to your skin.

Wash your face everyday. Pretty simple

This works amazingly well actually.

[Komodoensis]

Haven't fapped for a week. Just fapped twice within an hour. daisies that felt good.

[shazza]

Re: pimples, if you're male and less than like 24 yeears old keep in mind that you're technically still going through puberty and hormones can be causing zits too. You really can't do much more than keep yourself clean and wait it out. Saddening, I know.


Olive or jojoba oil I hear is pretty good to use for a face cleanser. I know it's like "I'm putting oil on my oily face" but many people say it actually makes your face LESS oily because your body realises there's already oil there so it doesn't produce as much naturally.

People also use pure sugar and water, or a nice oragnic facial soap (which is what I use, yay allergies!)

[Nachalnik]

might of inherited my mother's IBS

my life keeps getting shitter

[Komodoensis]

I use Irish Spring "Intensify" body wash on mu acne riddled face, and it actually cleans it up a lot.

[Chloemew]

I just sort of splash my face with water in the morning and before going to bed and it seems to work for whatever reason. My face tends to get oily during the day so I discreetly wipe it with a tissue/towel/my sleeve/whatever's avaliable fairly regularly as well, but I dunno if that really contributes to anything. I mostly do it because I get really paranoid about having shiny skin. :B