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That's crazy talk, Trygve!
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But Trygve, that's a sex crime.
The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.
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Yeah, it's a sex crime! You'll get sex martialled!
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Not if her body says yes.

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Honestly, I just fap into the toilet and flush.

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*heroic pose*
No mess when fapping for me. Just excessive wetness after climaxing. Saves my Socks. And on tissues.
Just not on underwear.
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Yeah being a girl is pretty awesome when it comes to 1. concealing one's arousal, and 2. masturbation cleanup :D

Though I still think the cons outweight the pros but that's me.
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You'd be surprised about the skill some men have with stealth-fappings
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I have never been caught fapping. Ever. Sometimes I've been really close to getting caught, but never have my parents found out.
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Somebody get naked.
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Sorry, somebody already has exclusive ownership of my naked rights
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I wasn't asking you.
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Crispy wrote:*heroic pose*
No mess when fapping for me. Just excessive wetness after climaxing. Saves my Socks. And on tissues.
Just not on underwear.
I am moderately jealous of women because of that
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Kalekemo wrote:
Crispy wrote:*heroic pose*
No mess when fapping for me. Just excessive wetness after climaxing. Saves my Socks. And on tissues.
Just not on underwear.
I am moderately jealous of women because of that
Wanna trade Genders?
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Crispy wrote:
Kalekemo wrote:
Crispy wrote:*heroic pose*
No mess when fapping for me. Just excessive wetness after climaxing. Saves my Socks. And on tissues.
Just not on underwear.
I am moderately jealous of women because of that
Wanna trade Genders?
lol, if there was a way to do it for just a day, sure
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