AWKWARD ZOMBIE

at least you can tell
the most warning i get is that my butt will get sore from sitting too long and that can be anywhere from 3 days before or not at all
it tends to get later and later each month so i don't have a very reliable way of predicting it

shazza wrote:

betrippin wrote:How long is an average time for having sex? Like 30 min?

Depends? For first times the average is like...3 minutes or something. After that you kinda have to learn to control yourself and you can go however long you want. As long as your partner is still interested you're good to go.


Anytime I have sex it lasts about 30 minutes or more, depending on if we're experementing or just horny haha. Both of us are pretty long-winded haha. Then again our first time (both virgins,) we went like 25 minutes and only stopped coz I got sore. Tuxedo Mask has had a lot of intense mental training between gymnastics and martial arts so he's like super mind-over-matter man or whatever.

I am impressed if you're not.

my first time, when i was 16, proly had about 6 hrs total of foreplay and sex with a stop after sex to play left4dead then more sex after she got bored. unfortunately neither w=one of us finished >_> and she left for college something in the morning. very disappointing '-'

lyrasen wrote:so guess who got her period in the middle of softball practice
and who then had to sit in a car waiting for her brother to get out of soccer practice while the cramps started
who then went home and took pain medication and then was in too much pain to eat dinner
here's a hint: it's the same person who can't take a bath to relax a bit after softball practice today
and who can't do that for the next week or so
and also the person who is in such a foul mood she doesn't want to talk to anyone or play board games with her family

here's another hint: IT'S ME
also btw i did absolutely terrible in softball practice and made an idiot of myself, in case you were wondering

daisies, i was going to say justin beiber
anyways, enjoy your period =^.^=

Ooo I love it when we're all on the same cycle~

There are cupcakes downstairs.

Also:My flow has been really light this month, but i've been supee crampy. Kind of a double edged sword

Last night's dinner was cheese on a plate. There was meat and pasta as well, but mostly cheese. I haven't pooped since. I can't help but think there's a correlation.

What kind of cheese?

Likely has nothing to do with your pooping problem, but I like cheese so yeah.

I vish I had a scab on my arm or something.

I could lick some af my blood then.

1. Take a small needle, as small as you can find it.
2. Clean it, preferably sterilize it.
3. Insert it in the top of your finger(not the sensitive area under your nail, just in the top part, palm-side)
4. You now have a relatively harmless wound.
5. ????
6. BLOOD

Don't overdo it though. Also, I actually know shit about medicine, so I got a feeling I'm going to get yelled at for this.

[Citation Needed] wrote:What kind of cheese?

Likely has nothing to do with your pooping problem, but I like cheese so yeah.

Mozzarella. And when I said last night, I meant Monday, not Tuesday.

I think I'm fucking Bipolar, guys. Because I'm looking at the symptoms here and they're all 100% me.

I'd like to see a doctor about this but I know my momma already had a hard time accepting I had depression in the first place so I'm not gonna feel great telling her "Actually, it's probably something else." Because I wouldn't like to say she doesn't believe in it but it's a pretty "taboo" subject in my family.

I can't just see a doctor without her permission anyway because they think I'm dumb as a post down there and they'll only ask me where my mom is at. Besides even if I do get an appointment my mom would just be wondering why I'm leaving the house randomly in the middle of the day.

Depressive Bipolar is the diagnosis of the day these days. Not to say it isn't often the actual case, but I must recommend you stave away from self-diagnosis. Always causes trouble. If you actually have a history of depression, then yes, you may very well also have bipolar disorder. They are not mutually exclusive. Before making an appointment and before hearing/seeking a diagnosis, make sure to take a good long time to think about the source of any extreme emotions you may be having. If you can honestly not find a suitable source relative to the strength of the emotional feeling, I would indeed recommend consulting an expert. Also remember to factor in any medication you might be taking as a source of an altered mood.

It runs in the family although like I said nobody wants to talk about it.

To be honest all my insane mood problems could just be shit that happened to me growing up. I never told my therapist about that shit because I lied all the time about it anyway. Besides whenever I came back from a session my mom would be like "Were you talking about me? Am I a bad mother?!" so I stopped going out of guilt (even though i wasn't talking about her) and because after 2 years the school felt I was magically fucking better so they told my therapist (who was also my only/best friend at the time) to take a hike and I crashed again a month later.

Didn't fucking tell anybody of course.

shit, i'm ranting again

It's cool Nachalik, everybody rants!

Gah, sometimes I hate my short-hair fetish. Just this week, a girl who had ovarian cancer died. I didn't know her, but I knew of her and was kind of saddened by the news. Now two months earlier, I was walking to gym class and their was a paper with her face on it, but I didn't know about her at the time, and hair about this short.

I was distracted by the absolute cuteness that is short hair and didn't read what the paper said, and merely thought "Ooh hey she's cute, especially with that short hair." Fast forward to two weeks later and I hear the she's a girl that has Ovarian Cancer. Cue me going "Ohhhh my gooood she's a cancer patient I feel so bad right now. "

Blood does taste okay. Sometimes I wonder if that makes me neurotic, liking the taste of my own blood.