1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[Trygve]

I hope fantasies are healthy.

Hrm.

Also, Lyra, you are the manliest guy.

[Tales]

Does this mean you are now bi trygve? Or you just have a man crush?

[Trygve]

I am Patrick.

[Nachalnik]

I wish I had a boyfriend but nobody likes me. In fact the only people who show interest in me are old men! But that might be because I look 12!

;___; forever alone

[Kiyske]

I wish I had a boyfriend but nobody likes me.

WE SHOULD MAKE OUT

[Riku]

I think I slightly got the hots for this one guy.

It's yourself, isn't it.

[Komodoensis]

I am Patrick.

YOU ARE NOT ME, TRYVGE.

You are too cool to be me.

[Trygve]

I think I slightly got the hots for this one guy.

It's yourself, isn't it.

I don't know.
Do I have a beard and a Bovler hat?

[Riku]

Why are you asking me? You're the one with a mirror.

[Paco]

Who is Miguel Emilio D. Steinsland?

[Shad]

...A German tenor?

[Paco]

Weren't we playing Jeopardy with Trygve?

[Valbrandur]

I think I slightly got the hots for this one guy.

It's yourself, isn't it.

That would explain why he was strip dancing.

In front of a mirror.

[Trygve]

Why are you asking me? You're the one with a mirror.

They all break. They couldn't handle me.

Who is Miguel Emilio D. Steinsland?

A jazzy motherfucker. Glad you like them. But still not the correct guy.

[Paco]

Darn, no idea then.