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Posted: **Fri Mar 11, 2011 5:52 pm**

Sincerest thanks for clearing that up, Mr. Moderator.

Posted: **Fri Mar 11, 2011 5:55 pm**

So it's time to steer everyone's attention back to masturbation. Such is my lot in life.

Posted: **Fri Mar 11, 2011 6:34 pm**

Komodoensis wrote:Also, I think i've accidentally scarred my tounge with Sour Patch Kids, by eating them all on one spot on my tounge, then licking all the sour off, then pouring all that extra sour sugar stuff on the same spot.
Totally worth it.

This one time on vacation, I ate an entire bag of sour patch kids in one sitting whilst watching a movie, although I think I shared it with my brother. Tongue was like burning hell afterwards. I'm surprised I could eat anything for days, my tongue was so tender.

Posted: **Fri Mar 11, 2011 6:37 pm**

Uggghhh apples always make me feel sorta sick after I eat them. Which is annoying because I like apples. :<

Posted: **Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:05 pm**

How about that vagina bleach

Posted: **Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:09 pm**

Lotharu wrote:How about that vagina bleach

I see you read that Cracked article too.

I'm surprised piercings didn't make the list.

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:14 am**

I am going to try to stop fapping for good over Lent.

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:18 am**

Lasted two days without fapping.

I have a problem.

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:39 am**

Why? It's a natural thing jesus christ.

Also why do so many girls find masturbation icky/weird/creepy ect. It boggles my mind

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2011 3:46 am**

Sloth wrote:Lasted two days without fapping.

I have a problem.

Yeah, same here, actually.

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2011 4:00 am**

I don't find the fact that I fap daily to be a problem, so it isn't a problem.

In other news, I have an odor about myself that I find enjoyable, but at the same time, I know if someone else smelled like this I would be horrified. I've heard people enjoy their own farts, is this related?

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2011 4:11 am**

it sure is great to go to the toilet only to find someone's been sick all over it

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:04 am**

NSFW again. Hey so remember what I said before about the short fap waiting time for me (probably not)

Well, forget it anyways. I've successfully discovered the joys of multiple orgasms wooooo.

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:02 am**

Rub one off, then real quick right after, jerk it some more, you'll get one or two extra orgasms, albeit really small ones.
That's how it works for me, anyways.

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:32 am**

DoNotDelete wrote:
Syobon wrote:
Insert Fail wrote:Could you please not even mention the names of disturbing .gifs. It's just as bad as posting the actual animation and I could've done without it. That's not the kind of TMI that belongs in this thread.
Dude(or gal, I dunno), grow some backbone. The world is a sick and twisted place. I can understand not wanting to burn your pure and uncorrupted eyes, but you should at least know about the atrocities man commits. Also, TMI stands for Too Much Information, so per definition, anything that would normally be considered as too much information, in the sence of "Augh, I didn't want to know that", belongs in this thread.
I'd like a moderator to add some kind of commentary here - maybe along the lines of whether Syobon's interpretation of what can be discussed in this thread is correct (personally I thought it was to do with bodily functions and such).

Syobon wrote:Yeah, that's probably a good idea. Maybe you should rename it into the fap thread then, if the proletariats disagree with me .

I created this thread, and, aside from what Dark already said, I can tell you that this is no thread for nasty gifs.

I created this thread for the specific purpose of talking about my poop and my hoohoo, and for others to do the same.

Back on topic

I recently had a poop that scared me when I saw it in the toilet.

And I walked funny afterward and felt "open"

8(

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