AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I don't know!

unrelated but I think hijabs are beautiful~~

Every time a guy is nice to me, it turns out he's straight. I'd rather they just be jerks, honestly.

Hey, a guy can be nice and straight, can't they? *honesty shrug*

Don't worry, you'll find someone. I'm pretty sure of it.

I should probably not drink coffee in the morning before school.
It sometimes leads to upset stomach and fecal urgency.

My kidneys go into overdrive whenever I drink coffee.

I donated blood yesterday. Bout 7 afters doing so, felt like fapping in the shower. And I nearly fucking pass out.

Not going to fap for a few days now.

I used Q-Tips to clean my ears (I know I shouldn't and anything) and I got a weird feeling. In my throat.

D wrote:I used Q-Tips to clean my ears (I know I shouldn't and anything) and I got a weird feeling. In my throat.

Why wouldn't you clean with q-tips?

People say it's bad because it can do the opposite and get the stuff stuck in the ears even worse. But anyway, weird feeling in my throat from cleaning my ears

D-vid wrote:People say it's bad because it can do the opposite and get the stuff stuck in the ears even worse. But anyway, weird feeling in my throat from cleaning my ears

I thought thats how it was supposed to feel . Whenever i use Q-tips, I have this weird feeling in my throat too, and it makes me cough sometimes. Does anybody else have a weird feeling in their throat when they use Q-tips?

No, but one time i nearly destroyed my eardrum with a Q-tip because I was cleaning my ear and using a towel to dry my hair and my arm jammed the Q-tip into my ear and it FUCKING HURT.

Wow, seriously? Why the fuck would you do that? You're supposed to be careful when using that. My mother is half-deaf because of that.

Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:Wow, seriously? Why the fuck would you do that?

Way to make it sound like he did it on purpose. Dude states it was an accident.


There are many ways, preferably nicer ways, to getting your point across.

Yes Great Handsome Oppressor, because I love damaging my eardrums. You didn't know? I'm a masochist, I love hurting myself.

I hit my arm on the heater in the bathroom, which jammed the Q-tip.

Also, I think i've accidentally scarred my tounge with Sour Patch Kids, by eating them all on one spot on my tounge, then licking all the sour off, then pouring all that extra sour sugar stuff on the same spot.

Totally worth it.

i think what Great Handsome Oppressor meant was "why were you multitasking while digging in your ear, that's just asking for disaster"

my earwax tends to build up really fast and my doctor told me i have some of the smallest twistiest ear canals she's ever really seen so i have a problem with ear infections, i kind of have to do something about it every now and again