1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

Nachalnik · Post by **Nachalnik** » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:00 pm

I don't know!

unrelated but I think hijabs are beautiful~~

Avengifier · Post by **Avengifier** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:26 am

Every time a guy is nice to me, it turns out he's straight. I'd rather they just be jerks, honestly.

Sammich Monster · Post by **Sammich Monster** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 1:41 am

Hey, a guy can be nice and straight, can't they? *honesty shrug*

Don't worry, you'll find someone. I'm pretty sure of it.

Chekt · Post by **Chekt** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:31 am

I should probably not drink coffee in the morning before school.
It sometimes leads to upset stomach and fecal urgency.

DoNotDelete · Post by **DoNotDelete** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:22 am

My kidneys go into overdrive whenever I drink coffee.

Komodoensis · Post by **Komodoensis** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 7:48 pm

I donated blood yesterday. Bout 7 afters doing so, felt like fapping in the shower. And I nearly fucking pass out.

Not going to fap for a few days now.

D-vid · Post by **D-vid** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 7:54 pm

I used Q-Tips to clean my ears (I know I shouldn't and anything) and I got a weird feeling. In my throat.

Syobon · Post by **Syobon** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:10 pm

D wrote:I used Q-Tips to clean my ears (I know I shouldn't and anything) and I got a weird feeling. In my throat.

Why wouldn't you clean with q-tips?

D-vid · Post by **D-vid** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:35 pm

People say it's bad because it can do the opposite and get the stuff stuck in the ears even worse. But anyway, weird feeling in my throat from cleaning my ears

Nefarious Bear · Post by **Nefarious Bear** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:29 pm

D-vid wrote:People say it's bad because it can do the opposite and get the stuff stuck in the ears even worse. But anyway, weird feeling in my throat from cleaning my ears

I thought thats how it was supposed to feel

. Whenever i use Q-tips, I have this weird feeling in my throat too, and it makes me cough sometimes. Does anybody else have a weird feeling in their throat when they use Q-tips?

Komodoensis · Post by **Komodoensis** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:32 pm

No, but one time i nearly destroyed my eardrum with a Q-tip because I was cleaning my ear and using a towel to dry my hair and my arm jammed the Q-tip into my ear and it FUCKING HURT.

Post by **Shad** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:26 pm

Wow, seriously? Why the fuck would you do that? You're supposed to be careful when using that. My mother is half-deaf because of that.

Tall-Hatted Yanimae · Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:33 pm

Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:Wow, seriously? Why the fuck would you do that?

Way to make it sound like he did it on purpose. Dude states it was an accident.

There are many ways, preferably nicer ways, to getting your point across.

Komodoensis · Post by **Komodoensis** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:47 pm

Yes Great Handsome Oppressor, because I love damaging my eardrums. You didn't know? I'm a masochist, I love hurting myself.

I hit my arm on the heater in the bathroom, which jammed the Q-tip.

Also, I think i've accidentally scarred my tounge with Sour Patch Kids, by eating them all on one spot on my tounge, then licking all the sour off, then pouring all that extra sour sugar stuff on the same spot.

Totally worth it.

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:57 pm

i think what Great Handsome Oppressor meant was "why were you multitasking while digging in your ear, that's just asking for disaster"

my earwax tends to build up really fast and my doctor told me i have some of the smallest twistiest ear canals she's ever really seen so i have a problem with ear infections, i kind of have to do something about it every now and again

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