AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'd opt for Gentleman, DnD

FREAK O' NATURE

I've got no problem with guys being attracted to gals; I just feel awkward when I find myself stuck in that kind of conversation.

I should just say I don't feel comfortable talking about women like that.

I really need to be more honest about things like that - when I pretend to be something I'm not I just make myself feel all knotted up inside.

I don't know what to say in such conversations either except something like "Uh, yeah sure. She looks good.". Luckily such conversations rarely come up so I don't care.

There's this girl that goes to class here, and she has the structure of a twig. I have NO CLUE how her tiny muscles are able to support her skeleton and organs. She is a walking physical and biological impossibility.

We had someone like this too. You could reach around her whole upper arm with one hand. She was also very small.

I swear, my bladder has like, a GPS or something, because the second I get in my room, I automatically have to use the bathroom, no matter how long I've been without using the bathroom

DoNotDelete wrote:In the context of real-life everyday conversation I don't have replies for these kinds of comments - I just feel awkward - like I'm supposed to say "Oh yeah dawg, she's a hottie alright!" - even though that would be just a deception.

Talking about women like that doesn't feel right to me - it seems kinda juvenile (for want of a better word).

Though honestly, I don't continuously scan every woman in my immediate vicinity - sizing up their physical features; It's not in my nature.

Idk if that makes me a gentleman or a genetic malfunction.

Doesn't make you either, and to be honest, appreciating something you find attractive (and saying it aloud or having a discussion) doesn't make it juvenile or whatever word. I observe female forms of women I don't know the same I'd look at a gun or a car. I'm not chauvinstic about it either, the most I go is in my head a little silent "daisies son" and maybe a nudge with my pals or (suprisingly) my dad, who does the same thing.

I don't know why you'd feel forced to say something, you can always shrug or say what you think, it's not like I'd recoil in horror if you shrugged when I go "Daaaaamn DnD check out this Shelby GT 500 Supersnake daisies that is a nice car right"

Also for those of you wondering, not that anyone probably cares, but a whaletail is when a thong peeks out from a girl's pants.

It's a difference if you talk about a car or a living human being.

I'm discussing the form of a naturally occuring object. I will most likely never see a random girl on the street the same I will see a car, she becomes a statistic. I apologize if that offeneds anyone but that's my point of view. I'm not here to discuss morals or ethics, I'm here to talk about a stimulating body. Secondly, that was an analogy anyway.

D-vid wrote:It's a difference if you talk about a car or a living human being.

NOT IF IT'S A WOMAN

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Game Angel wrote:I swear, my bladder has like, a GPS or something, because the second I get in my room, I automatically have to use the bathroom, no matter how long I've been without using the bathroom

I almost never have to poo unless I am seconds away from getting in the shower. And since I shower and use the bathroom in different bathrooms, separated by a hallway, it makes it kind of a bother.

Crush Bandicoot wrote: Also for those of you wondering, not that anyone probably cares, but a whaletail is when a thong peeks out from a girl's pants.

Oh thank god! For a second there I thought you meant if you could see a sanitary towel through the back of her knickers
You gave me a fright!

Ahaha what