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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 11:41 pm
Mojave, Mo' problems.The Big Cheese wrote:ALMOST MAKES YOU WISH FOR A NUCLEAR WINTER.
AWKWARD ZOMBIE
usually not funny
http://www.awkwardzombie.com/forum/
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Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 11:49 pm
blowout soon, surfer
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 11:51 pm
when fellow stalker
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 1:02 am
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 1:29 am
that momment when masterbation isnt enough anymore
god daisies it
god daisies it
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 2:48 am
The news was saying it would be 91 degrees tomorrow.RikuKyuutu wrote:...30 celsius is about 85 fahrenheit.
That's early summer over here.
91 degrees. Hottest day of the year so far, and it's only May. It will be hotter in June. It will be miserable in July. I am going to die in August.
I want to go back to San Diego.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 2:50 am
Become a BuddhistAme no Akai wrote:the only choice is to pull a total 180 and go for full-on asceticism
elevate the mind beyond a need for mere carnal pleasure
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 4:12 am
hahaahahaha we were having 91 degree days in march here[Insert Fail] wrote:The news was saying it would be 91 degrees tomorrow.RikuKyuutu wrote:...30 celsius is about 85 fahrenheit.
That's early summer over here.
91 degrees. Hottest day of the year so far, and it's only May. It will be hotter in June. It will be miserable in July. I am going to die in August.
I want to go back to San Diego.
i dont know what the high has been so far but i'm guessing it was like 93 or 94. in a month or so we'll be topping 100 ever day, yay!
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 4:37 am
i just took a shit that was bodaciously the size and length of my forearm(minus hand)
like, a single solid unbroken turd
it clogged the toilet
does this mean im ready for fisting?
like, a single solid unbroken turd
it clogged the toilet
does this mean im ready for fisting?
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 4:39 am
Going out is a whole lot different than going in.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 4:42 am
youre saying this to someone who requires at least a anal if not more to get off roughly 50% of the time
edit: also the fisting thing was a joke, the idea of putting an entire hand/arm where it does not belong squicks me
edit: also the fisting thing was a joke, the idea of putting an entire hand/arm where it does not belong squicks me
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 6:27 am
oh thank goodness
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 6:57 am
God dammit. Day 6 of my period and still getting cramps. This is what I get for not having it last month.
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 4:26 pm
i can't wear a bra at the moment because of the heat so i have to keep checking nothing is showing through =w=
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 5:42 pm
Ever since I started drinking protein shakes, my farts have been banned by the geneva convention under biological warfare