1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[The Willow Witch]

I really need to start drinking more water

[Syobon]

A bottle of vodka can land a single man in the hospital, so you should be settled with that and a bottle of coke, although I usually prefer orange juice. Drink it pure if you don't care about taste, but I'd advise some ice cubes, unless you're doing shots.

puny man does not possess spirit of true stalker

I think it was last weekend, maybe the one before that? When I was over in Amsterdam, my cousins hired a boat for a party. Think I got close to taking on the entire bottle pure and I walked outta there on my own two feet.

But yeah, don't try that at home.

Yeah, it's possible if you're an experienced or natural drinker, I might've been able to do it too (although not anymore since I've been sick for a month).

Anyway, another protip: take a watermelon, make a small hole in it and put a bottle of vodka upside down in it. Leave it for a night or so to create magicmelon.

[Game Angel]

My breasts have been sore since sunday or monday and I don't???????????? know why???????

[Sol Reaper]

I would normally associate that with the swelling of the breasts with milk from mothering a child, but I'm not sure you've recently given birth and I wouldn't like to make that assumption. Of course I know nothing specific of the female anatomy so lolidunno.

[D-vid]

Your period will start soon.

[Sol Reaper]

Oh hey that's what it was that was at the back of my head. Thanks for reading my innermost thoughts Dehvid. :B

Edit: Or would it be backermost thoughts?

[SaintCrazy]

Yeah that usually happens to me around that time too. Although sometimes it lasts for like a whole week beforehand and it's like "really body? really? you're not even gonna use those for anything why are you sore"

[Game Angel]

yeah i was thinking maybe it's my period soon too? but i've never had this exact problem before

[Gryewolf]

My friend tells me her breasts sometimes get really sensitive before her period starts, so that might be the case.
Though it doesn't happen all the time.

[Cori]

I never notice my breasts being sore but then again they get a bit sore when I run down the stairs without a bra so I guess I'm just used to ignoring it.
Busty girl problems, sigh.

[Sol Reaper]

>Run down stairs without a bra
>Busty girl

Why would you even?

[Dedivax]

Some of the things we tell each other in our Skype group is probably too TMI for this thread. This wouldn't be so bad if the youngest member weren't twelve and the oldest member sixteen

[Game Angel]

I forgot i had tiddies for a short amount of time then they got sore

it's funny because i'm nearly pettanko

[hotb]

I had very sexy dreams right before I woke up.

I had a dream a while ago where I dreamt that I was fantasizing about sex

[Sol Reaper]

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