1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[D-vid]

Or make a black/white russian.

black
2 shots vodka, 1 shot coffee liquor (if you don't have that I guess cold coffee with a bit sugar will do too), stir, pour over ice cubes.

white
the same but on top you pour 2 shots of cream, lightly whipped, don't stir.

[Tales]

shots of sambuca taste like liqourice fire

[Valbrandur]

My dog has love for urine apparently.

He urinates into the milk which he drinks and urinates on the food that he eats.

The milk urine was an accident and the food urine is just him marking the food as his

[Terraem]

I'm not wearing any pants.

[Gryewolf]

Neither am I.

[FatOldRobot]

Nope, no pants here either.

[[Citation Needed]]

I am wearing pants.

SUCH A REBEL ARHARHAR

[Trygve]

Pants are slavhandlers' whips.

[Sol Reaper]

I only wear pants when I need to do something.

Even then.

[Madican]

I'm not wearing pants.

I'm wearing shorts. daisies 100 degree weather.

[[Citation Needed]]

I have a jacket on (in my room) because it is so fucking cold. I need some 100 degree weather.

[Tales]

people in dutchland seem to party hard

[Mete]

Being Dutch is so depressing that they need to take heavy measures not to remember it

[Madican]

This doesn't work out so well with natural resistance to alcohol.

[Avengifier]

I had very sexy dreams right before I woke up.