1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[Cori]

That would mean, like, a really severe underbite or something.

[FatOldRobot]

I think she means that her top teeth are being pushed into the gum a bit by the bottom teeth and it hurts, because and undebite that bad is almost impossible.

[Nachalnik]

That would mean, like, a really severe underbite or something.

yes, this. i meant this.

[FatOldRobot]

But how can your underbite be that bad?
I have underbite severe enough to force me to get surgery if I don't want to spend the rest of my life with pain, and no such troubles have presented themself for me.

[Exeres]

I won't go into any details, but you know those pimples that get so big they're almost spherical and popping them is like making a volcano explode? I recently resolved that situation in a particularly annoying and painful area on my body.

[Komodoensis]

I haven't jerked it in a few days, due to just, forgetting, I guess.

And now I feel like I cannot successfully masturbate.
I've forgotten how to jerk it.

; ;

[creakyAccordion]

Bacon just reblogged this post about the best way to eat out a girl on his tumblr. BIGGEST BONER

[Nachalnik]

spat out a lot of blood last night after i brushed my teeth

[Syobon]

Protip: sleep deprivation and a double dose of cough syrup don't mix well. I'm feeling quite woozy. At least my cough is gone.

[Valbrandur]

I wish I could reprogram my booty so I could feel the need to shit during the day, not during the night.

[Potato]

What. Why is there lingerie in my brother's laundry hamper.

EDIT: Never mind, it's my sister's.
I still find this very disturbing

[Madican]

Dammit balls why do you have to start randomly hurting?

[Lotharu]

Someone in an alternate universe just kicked you in the balls so hard you're feeling it in this universe.

[Crushter]

What. Why is there lingerie in my brother's laundry hamper.

EDIT: Never mind, it's my sister's.
I still find this very disturbing

He's batin with em.

[iamthelordhitman]

Bacon just reblogged this post about the best way to eat out a girl on his tumblr. BIGGEST BONER

bacons a chick, just a heads up