1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

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Or you drank several cans of Monster

One can of Rockstar. It's how I get through work. :I

But yeah that stuff does dehydrate you so

I've only got one can left, anyway.

edit: OH SHIT

Rockstar fluoresces when exposed to ultra-violet light.

So I WAS describing my urine accurately. :I

[Terraem]

Go to sleep, only have sex dream. OH YEAH.

[Liraxus]

Sex dreams are awesome.

[D-vid]

Fap before going to sleep.
Wake up horny.
Why?

[The Willow Witch]

Its a vicious cycle.

It doesn't want to be tamed, nothing is good enough anymore.

[Galaxy Man]

okay so i'm coughing up blood

go to doctor y/y

[Mr. Mander]

very y

[Galaxy Man]

wait no hold on

i guess i've been coughing so hard it gave me a bloody nose, but i didn't notice because my nose is already runny.

so it's less of a big deal.

still hurts like a bitch to cough though.

[Syobon]

You got some cough medicine? Coughing too hard too long like that might damage something. If the coughing doesn't stop in a day or so you'd best see a doctor I think.

[Nachalnik]

my bottom teeth keep sticking into my flesh/gum in the upper part of my mouth

can't do shit about it cos that's how my jaw sits naturally

[Sollix]

Either you have horse teeth or a. Really fucked jaw because I dont even see how that would work.

[Nachalnik]

it's just fucked

[FatOldRobot]

How even?
You would need to have no teeth in the upper side of your mouth for that to work.

[Nachalnik]

i don't know what you think i mean but my bottom teeth touch my top gums all the time and it hurts

i don't know how to explain it better

[Vax]

Guys I think she means like her bottom teeth touch the roof of her mouth behind her top teeth. I guess anyway