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Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:05 am
by Flicky
Dick no this isnt a good time
Dick get down stop im laying on my stomach
Stop
Right now
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:45 am
by Riku
If you're on your stomach, isn't it already going down? Maybe that's why it's not doing what you want.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:39 am
by Syobon
To whoever had a wound on his asshole or something: you might want to look into liquid bandaids.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:39 pm
by Cori
I thought liquid bandaids were more for mouth sores? Mom used to make me dab that goop on canker sores.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:41 pm
by D-vid
They're for every place that's hard to reach with regular bandaids.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:43 pm
by Madican
Not just hard to reach, but places with a lot of activity. I use it on my fingers when the cat gets me right where the creases are, since the liquid bandage is flexible.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:32 am
by [Citation Needed]
Clyve wrote:A BUTTDATE, IF YOU WILL
The latest trend on the dating scene:
dating asses
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:43 am
by Mete
Her booty's personality > her personality
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:29 am
by The Willow Witch
Suddenly horny
what the hell did I just hit puberty again
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:39 am
by [Citation Needed]
Sometimes I hit these days where Blastoise (harrrrr) is just ready for duty nonstop.
Then I sort of arousal crash and don't fap for like a week (which is fine with me, after like six in one day).
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:16 am
by Flicky
Ive never fapped once.
I just sorta
Stare at the pictures
Get lost in the curves
What was I talking about
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:19 am
by [Citation Needed]
You know how when you pee
your urine is either clear, or some shade of golden yellow? at least mine is, anyway
What does it mean when your piss is reeaaalllly yellow
like neon
LUMINESCENT piss.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:21 am
by Madican
[Citation Needed] wrote:You know how when you pee
your urine is either clear, or some shade of golden yellow? at least mine is, anyway
What does it mean when your piss is reeaaalllly yellow
like neon
LUMINESCENT piss.
It means you have more urea in your urine and you should drink more water.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:30 am
by shazza
Yep. Bright yellow or orange pee means you're dehydrated.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:32 am
by SaintCrazy
Or you drank several cans of Monster