1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

Flicky · Post by **Flicky** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 3:05 am

Dick no this isnt a good time

Dick get down stop im laying on my stomach

Stop

Right now

Post by **Riku** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 6:45 am

If you're on your stomach, isn't it already going down? Maybe that's why it's not doing what you want.

Syobon · Post by **Syobon** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:39 am

To whoever had a wound on his asshole or something: you might want to look into liquid bandaids.

Cori · Post by **Cori** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:39 pm

I thought liquid bandaids were more for mouth sores? Mom used to make me dab that goop on canker sores.

D-vid · Post by **D-vid** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:41 pm

They're for every place that's hard to reach with regular bandaids.

Madican · Post by **Madican** » Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:43 pm

Not just hard to reach, but places with a lot of activity. I use it on my fingers when the cat gets me right where the creases are, since the liquid bandage is flexible.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:32 am

Clyve wrote:A BUTTDATE, IF YOU WILL

The latest trend on the dating scene:

dating asses

Mete · Post by **Mete** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:43 am

Her booty's personality > her personality

The Willow Witch · Post by **The Willow Witch** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:29 am

Suddenly horny

what the hell did I just hit puberty again

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 2:39 am

Sometimes I hit these days where Blastoise (harrrrr) is just ready for duty nonstop.

Then I sort of arousal crash and don't fap for like a week (which is fine with me, after like six in one day).

Flicky · Post by **Flicky** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:16 am

Ive never fapped once.

I just sorta
Stare at the pictures
Get lost in the curves

What was I talking about

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:19 am

You know how when you pee

your urine is either clear, or some shade of golden yellow? at least mine is, anyway

What does it mean when your piss is reeaaalllly yellow
like neon

LUMINESCENT piss.

Madican · Post by **Madican** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:21 am

[Citation Needed] wrote:You know how when you pee

your urine is either clear, or some shade of golden yellow? at least mine is, anyway

What does it mean when your piss is reeaaalllly yellow
like neon

LUMINESCENT piss.

It means you have more urea in your urine and you should drink more water.

shazza · Post by **shazza** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:30 am

Yep. Bright yellow or orange pee means you're dehydrated.

SaintCrazy · Post by **SaintCrazy** » Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:32 am

Or you drank several cans of Monster

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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