AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I don't have any privacy in this house. My parents just walk into my room whenever they feel like it.

I can't put up a sign because that's considered rude in my household and I can't buy a lock for my room because that's even worse.

I can't even ask them not to because apparently that makes me a "horrible child with something to hide"

I just want to be able to change clothes in my own room without constantly watching the door.

Arghhh...

Barge in on them in return and if they protest they're horrible parents with something to hide.

do it in the middle of them having sex



it'll scar you for essentially your whole life but with luck it will scar them more

people don't tend to like you much after a series of complicated traps ends with a bowling ball to the face and a stick up the booty

I'm taking another shit and there's no rectal bleeding so far

Good sign Y/N

Wait, are you bodaciously posting this while taking a shit

yes, it means the bleeding has stopped.

However, it can still become infected.

You should get an anal bum cover

the infection on my hand is getting worse but i can't see a doctor about it because emergency only for the next two weeks.

I'd say a bad infection is pretty emergency.

if you leave an infection you could lose your hand

an infection is an emergency

Chinmaster wrote:You should get an anal bum cover

The rapist may be required for long-term recovery, even.

uhh

What's that stomach, you want me to cram this entire pizza down my throat? Cool.

You want to swallow an entire bucket of ice cream? Alright then.

You want a reasonably-portioned, healthy meal? DIARRHEA DIARRHEA DIARRHEA.

Why fight against nature