1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[Nachalnik]

I don't have any privacy in this house. My parents just walk into my room whenever they feel like it.

I can't put up a sign because that's considered rude in my household and I can't buy a lock for my room because that's even worse.

I can't even ask them not to because apparently that makes me a "horrible child with something to hide"

I just want to be able to change clothes in my own room without constantly watching the door.

Arghhh...

[D-vid]

Barge in on them in return and if they protest they're horrible parents with something to hide.

[Galaxy Man]

do it in the middle of them having sex



it'll scar you for essentially your whole life but with luck it will scar them more

[Galaxy Man]

people don't tend to like you much after a series of complicated traps ends with a bowling ball to the face and a stick up the booty

[YCobb]

I'm taking another shit and there's no rectal bleeding so far

Good sign Y/N

[FatOldRobot]

Wait, are you bodaciously posting this while taking a shit

[D-vid]

yes, it means the bleeding has stopped.

However, it can still become infected.

[Doormaster]

You should get an anal bum cover

[Nachalnik]

the infection on my hand is getting worse but i can't see a doctor about it because emergency only for the next two weeks.

[Flicky]

I'd say a bad infection is pretty emergency.

[hotb]

if you leave an infection you could lose your hand

an infection is an emergency

[Fauche]

You should get an anal bum cover

The rapist may be required for long-term recovery, even.

[Mete]

uhh

[Exeres]

What's that stomach, you want me to cram this entire pizza down my throat? Cool.

You want to swallow an entire bucket of ice cream? Alright then.

You want a reasonably-portioned, healthy meal? DIARRHEA DIARRHEA DIARRHEA.

[Mete]

Why fight against nature