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Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:24 pm
by Madican
Take hardboiled egg, sliced turkey, avocado, mustard, and pita bread and combine with Crystal Lite orange drink in a stomach. Let percolate for several minutes, bend over, and unleash the fury of Thor.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:27 pm
by Gryewolf
Oh man is that the secret to toxic farts.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:11 am
by Fauche
You might even say... it makes butts.....
tear up...
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:21 am
by Galaxy Man
penis stop having an erection
stop it
stop it right now
this is not constructive i am walking home in the cold rain
you're not impressing anyone it's too cold for that
just stop come on it's rather annoying
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:43 am
by Madican
You have not properly trained your penis. It still has hope that it will be used.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:44 am
by Gryewolf
Do a few cock push ups.
That'll keep it iin line.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:12 am
by Potato
I can hear my grandpa fart. And his room is across the hallway.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:54 am
by Cori
Potato, I know that feel.
I can hear my dad's humongo farts from the kitchen when I'm upstairs in my room.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 2:38 am
by YCobb
That was a really rough shit I just took
How rough, you ask?
The toilet is red
I reached down with toilet paper and it immediately soaked through and my hand came up covered in blood
Help what do I do?
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 2:42 am
by Madican
Do not wait, call emergency services immediately as the likelihood of internal tearing or rupturing is extremely high.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 3:05 am
by YCobb
No I uh
Took a shower
And went to bed
This is how being responsible works right???
((I think it's fine; I identified the area of the wound as being a bit away from the sphincter and it seems to have stopped bleeding))
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 3:13 am
by Madican
Do you not have health insurance to get a medical professional to take a look? Infection is a huge problem, and you can't exactly reach up there to clean.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 3:17 am
by Superior Bacon
okay no butts should never ever bleed
your rectum is filled with bacteria this is why you do not eat shit it will make you super sick
also your bowel has ecoli in it that is why colon tears are so bad go see a doctor dude you can get really, really sick
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 3:23 am
by Bucket
Yeah, take everyone's advice and see a doctor or something man. I've had ulcertive colitis since I was 4, so I know a thing or two about anal bleeding. Believe me, you want to take care of this before it becomes something serious.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 4:29 am
by [Insert Fail]
Huh. Guess I should've gotten the bleeding looked at two years ago when I had health insurance.