1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[Nachalnik]

i feel so sick but i'm so hungry at the same time

[shazza]

could your sickness be resulting from hunger? some people (myself included,) get nauseated after being hungry for a certain amount of time and it feels similar to a stomach virus.

[Rullett]

Hunger sickness is the worst, you have to wait for a lapse in the sick feeling so you can actually eat something to make it go away.

[Nachalnik]

the infection on my finger is getting worse

the spots have become red and keep spilting open

it keeps making me want to cry but nobody will take me seriously

[Cori]

There was a big zit on my lower lip. I managed to get the core out but it's still swollen and bothering me.

[Liraxus]

Theirs a zit on my leg thats all red and hurts to squeeze.

Wait, its gone.

Still, the thing was irritating

[shazza]

the infection on my finger is getting worse

the spots have become red and keep spilting open

it keeps making me want to cry but nobody will take me seriously

soak it in saltwater as long as you are able to

if you have sea salt it's better for you but any kind of salt will do i think

[The Willow Witch]

My period tryed to trick me into thinking its over.

My vagina has a conspiracy against me it just wants to make all of my panties dirty

BUT I DID NOT FALL FOR IT OH NO

you are a terrible trickster you cannot decive me

[Mete]

A leet page get for a leet trickster

[Nachalnik]

i'm so hungry but the more i eat the sicker i get

what am i doing wrong

[Trixi]

I think my butt has a tear. It's sore as hell and I have no way to fix this. Been like this for about 3 days. Thinking I should just sit on an ice pack constantly, though I'm not sure that'd work. >.<

Also, after a visit to the doctor's, I've been told to take birth control pills on top of my implant in order to try and somewhat regulate my cycle. I'm hoping this kind of makes my moodswings stop; they're getting silly now.

[Gryewolf]

I have to pee but the waters not working.
Time to share a tree with my dog.

[Superior Bacon]

if you tore your butt see a doctor

butt tears are bad

[Gryewolf]

My butt has been crying as of late.

[Syobon]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.