1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[The Idiotic Oracle]

dude im not going to die in the next three days

if its not gone by monday, im going to the doctor

im pretty sure id notice if my UTI got worse. like, in the sense that id be in even more pain than i already was???

[Sollix]

my nose.
My fuckign nose is just spewing globby green chunks and clear stuff. like.
Clear out my left.
Globby green int he right.
Oh my fuck.ksdhvaljkbvg

[Madican]

dude im not going to die in the next three days

if its not gone by monday, im going to the doctor

im pretty sure id notice if my UTI got worse. like, in the sense that id be in even more pain than i already was???

Actually the symptoms can vanish as the bacteria migrate upwards. Then it comes back as a bladder infection or worse. I'm unsure how fast it can happen, but general consensus from research is to not delay.

[The Idiotic Oracle]

ok madican tell that to my mom

you know the one who listens to nothing i say ever

i dont know why youre telling me this??

you seem to think i have a choice?????

[The Idiotic Oracle]

i just had some diarrhea and it was kinda reddish

this is because of the cranberry juice ive been chugging right

right????

please tell me there isnt something wrong with both my urinal and digestic systems 8(

[Sollix]

its prolly just the juice, Oracle. :U Calm down.

[Madican]

Yes it's the juice. You have excess water and the chemical coloring is going to tinge your byproducts for bit.

[creakyAccordion]

I have a crisis

to eat, fap or cosplay

[Dr. Glocktor]

Cosplay a twinkie.

Problem solved!

[betrippin]

Fap while cosplaying as a twinkie

[Gryewolf]

Dress your dick up as a twinkie and fap.

[Rullett]

Eating chocolate in the morning gives me the squits. Though I just ate a Creme Egg at 11am because it's Easter and I must.

Now we wait.

[The Idiotic Oracle]

i finally finished my gallon of cran juice

my gut is kinda distended and firm and i slosh if i move about quickly

someone, somewhere, would fap to that

[Sollix]

my nose wont stop driping mucus.holy fuck its just everywhere. there are not enough fucking kleenexes int he world to contain all this snot

[The Willow Witch]

Oh my god I'm in so much pain from my period

I couldnt sleep last night because it was so bad

then I get up and there is BLOOD EVERYWHERE

then I spend the next hour in the bathroom crippled as a ball on the floor

Kiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllll meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee