1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[Dedivax]

Wait a minute. Does it count if one of them is 18 while the other one is 16? I mean, does it make a difference who takes it in the booty?
Fortunately I won't need to deal with this stuff, age of consent in Italy is 14 (13 if the age gap is smaller than three years).

[ZenithOfChaos]

Keep in mind that that is 16 in METRIC years.

[Trygve]

>2012
>not using metric

[corsica]

i think the best part of my surgery was having pain so bad i couldn't use the bathroom by myself while also being on my goddamned period

[Valbrandur]

I wish my butt would stop mixing blood and shit.

[Potato]

I.. uh, walked in on my brother while he was fapping earlier today.
Let's just say it wasn't a pleasant experience.

[Nefarious Bear]

I.. uh, walked in on my brother while he was fapping earlier today.
Let's just say it wasn't a pleasant experience.

Must... resist... jokes...

[Potato]

THINGS CANNOT BE UNSEEN

[The Idiotic Oracle]

on that note

i told my mom about my probably urinary tract infection. shes having me do a home remedy before makng a doctors appointment. i have to drink an entire gallon of cranberry juice within 24 hours AND i have to take two 4200mg Cranberry pills, 3 times a day

im going to be pissing like a racehorse

[Nefarious Bear]

Well cranberry juice is known to help a whole lot.

[Madican]

It's not so much the cranberry juice as it is peeing a whole lot to flush out the bacteria. If it doesn't work though then see a doctor. Delaying is not good.

[Nefarious Bear]

It's not so much the cranberry juice as it is peeing a whole lot to flush out the bacteria. If it doesn't work though then see a doctor. Delaying is not good.

But why cranberry juice then?

[Madican]

It prevents a UTI, but it does not cure it. Also chugging a gallon of juice is going to wreak hell with your glucose levels.

Every doctor says to never self-treat an existing UTI. They've got medicine that can clear it up in less than day.

[The Idiotic Oracle]

well my mom is a cheap skate and she says this apparently worked for her when her pee burned a month ago. and considering she holds the cheddar, i bodaciously have NO choice but to try this first.

she says if its not gone by monday then i can see a doc

[Madican]

You did inform her that not treating a UTI properly can be fatal right?