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Coriserai wrote:THIS IS SO PAINFUL.

There is a zit. IN MY VAGINA.

Auuuuughhhh why do these things always happen to me.
I hate when this happens aughaughaugh or when i get an inflamed hair follicle on my vulva.
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im starting to think somethings wrong in my bladder

i feel like i have to pee all the time, even when i dont need to. like im sitting here like "oh man i have to pee so bad" but when i sit down nothing will come out, or only a little.

and when i DO pee, it hurts right after i pee like as if my bladder is squeezing too hard??

like it doesnt hurt WHILE i pee, just right after the trickle ends

i havent seen any blood in the toilet bowl or on my toilet paper but its starting to bother me
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Sounds kind of like a urinal tract infection. I had one several years ago, except I got a burning painful sensation while I was peeing. Is the pain really intense?
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no not really. it just feels like a brief squeezing and then after a second or two its gone away

and then all day i feel kinda like i have to pee
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Coriserai wrote:I don't even know. I guess it's because there's hair follicles there, and if they got infected or something...

Still. Eurgh. It hurt.
Good lord, I thought you meant you got a zit in your actual vagina. The labia's a different thing entirely.
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IO yeah that's def a UTI

Don''t worry though, it's easily and quickly treated. Talk to your doctor and you can get some meds for it.
Or, y'know, whatever.

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not sure if i can convince my mom to let me go to the doctor

last time i had a semi-serious medical issue(multiple cavities, a black spot on a tooth, and mouth pain) she said to suck it up because she doesn't want to pay for my medical care. i still havent seen a dentist...

shell probably tell me the same thing

what happens if it goes untreated and i just diet carefully for a while?
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http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_will_hap ... ver_a_year

Potentially severe internal damage for a start.
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The Idiotic Oracle wrote:not sure if i can convince my mom to let me go to the doctor

last time i had a semi-serious medical issue(multiple cavities, a black spot on a tooth, and mouth pain) she said to suck it up because she doesn't want to pay for my medical care. i still havent seen a dentist...

shell probably tell me the same thing

what happens if it goes untreated and i just diet carefully for a while?

My god.
Thats just...

horrible.
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The mating ritual of the sloth, including foreplay, takes place and finishes within 5 seconds.

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The Idiotic Oracle wrote:not sure if i can convince my mom to let me go to the doctor

last time i had a semi-serious medical issue(multiple cavities, a black spot on a tooth, and mouth pain) she said to suck it up because she doesn't want to pay for my medical care. i still havent seen a dentist...

shell probably tell me the same thing

what happens if it goes untreated and i just diet carefully for a while?
If it's actually a UTI, it'll continue to get worse, spread to your kidneys, and kill you.

Your mom is fucking crazy
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my doctor gave me these pills (vicodin???) to help ease the pain after my surgery; one of the side effects is that they constipate you

i lost three pounds

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it was horrible

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keep doing that and you'll be beautiful like those 100lb models
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