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Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:53 pm
by [Insert Fail]
Sex toys
Let me tell you about the magical quality of bullets.
(I will not, but they are pretty wonderful.)
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:59 pm
by Gryewolf
And people say guns are bad.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:46 pm
by Tetrunes
This happens too often on TF2, and it's only on TF2. I HAVE to take a leak every 30 minutes.
Me: Body, I'm trying to medic here. can youat least-
Body: DU KANN NICHT
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:26 pm
by Gryewolf
Christ if it's not getting uncomfortable erections at work it's having to go to the bathroom.
GOd the toilet is so small I just can't.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:49 pm
by Nachalnik
i'm so dizzy all the time and i can't judge how far away stuff is away from me no good anymore
jesus it's like i'm 6 again
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 7:53 pm
by [Insert Fail]
Either you're sick or you should visit an optometrist and see if you need to get glasses. If it's the former, you might just be having issues with vertigo. I had that ten or so years ago, went to the doctor, and discovered I had water behind my eardrums.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:21 pm
by Gryewolf
No, I can fit, hell I've used it before, It's just so small an uncomfortable to use, it's seriously cramped.
And I work in a house, it's a duplex.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:35 pm
by Shad
Dang, she's really pretty!
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:43 pm
by Nachalnik
how do they check for stomach ulcers
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:52 pm
by Cafall
she could xenia me with them thighs, all right
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 10:26 am
by The Willow Witch
Nach they check for ulcers in your stomack by using a ultra sound.
From experiance it isnt that bad, you just cant pee a hour before hand.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:00 pm
by Sollix
Wake up at 2 in the morning
Feel blood oozing when I move
Cramps so bad I cant sleep.
Woo running on 2 fuckin hours a sleep
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:46 pm
by The Willow Witch
Its either I'm geting fat or I'm growing
because I'm hungry ALL THE TIME
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 3:04 pm
by Gryewolf
Toxic poots 2: Electric poogaloo.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 5:33 pm
by Sollix
kay so ice cubes in vaginas