1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

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Sex toys

Let me tell you about the magical quality of bullets.



(I will not, but they are pretty wonderful.)

[Gryewolf]

And people say guns are bad.

[Tetrunes]

This happens too often on TF2, and it's only on TF2. I HAVE to take a leak every 30 minutes.

Me: Body, I'm trying to medic here. can youat least-

Body: DU KANN NICHT

[Gryewolf]

Christ if it's not getting uncomfortable erections at work it's having to go to the bathroom.
GOd the toilet is so small I just can't.

[Nachalnik]

i'm so dizzy all the time and i can't judge how far away stuff is away from me no good anymore

jesus it's like i'm 6 again

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Either you're sick or you should visit an optometrist and see if you need to get glasses. If it's the former, you might just be having issues with vertigo. I had that ten or so years ago, went to the doctor, and discovered I had water behind my eardrums.

[Gryewolf]

No, I can fit, hell I've used it before, It's just so small an uncomfortable to use, it's seriously cramped.
And I work in a house, it's a duplex.

[Shad]

Oh man I'm mesmerized

Dang, she's really pretty!

[Nachalnik]

how do they check for stomach ulcers

[Cafall]

she could xenia me with them thighs, all right

[The Willow Witch]

Nach they check for ulcers in your stomack by using a ultra sound.

From experiance it isnt that bad, you just cant pee a hour before hand.

[Sollix]

Wake up at 2 in the morning

Feel blood oozing when I move
Cramps so bad I cant sleep.

Woo running on 2 fuckin hours a sleep

[The Willow Witch]

Its either I'm geting fat or I'm growing

because I'm hungry ALL THE TIME

[Gryewolf]

Toxic poots 2: Electric poogaloo.

[Sollix]

kay so ice cubes in vaginas