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DOHOHOHO.
The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.
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I have a collection of sex toys. I could decide if I should post this in TMI or confessions, TMI seemed like a better place for it. Better safe than sorry.
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Cant buy sex toys till im 18.

Just 21 more days
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confession: I have never had the slightest interest in sex toys. My interest has falled significantly lower since aquiring a boyfriend who I can molest whenever I like pretty much

I feel weird
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I'm 18 and I want to buy a sex toy.
But every time I think about it I remember there's a video I want to buy.
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Reminds me of this one picture of a bathroom shelf with like 20 dragon dildos on it. Should've saved it.
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That must be some video if you would give up a sex toy for it.

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I have them even though I have a boyfriend. He's been sick for 5 days so it's been useful to have something else to be naughty with than his no-no parts.
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Mete wrote:Reminds me of this one picture of a bathroom shelf with like 20 dragon dildos on it. Should've saved it.
I was thinking of that one Skyrim picture with the dragon dildo, dragon fleshlight, lube, soda, and snacks along with the game case.
Stuff goes here later.

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The ultimate Skyrim experience
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Madican wrote:dragon dildo, dragon fleshlight
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You guys are disgusting!!!

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Stuff goes here later.

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Airigh wrote:
Madican wrote:dragon dildo, dragon fleshlight
You guys are disgusting!!!
These things do actually exist.

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Post by Airigh »

Yeah I know, I just had to make a joke about the fact that my avatar girl is part dragon.

(and also a prude, but you wouldn't know that)

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But the question is does she have a dick
this is important
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