1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[Syobon]

I'd need to get a hold of a decent camera for a scar contest.

[Trygve]

encyclopedia dramatica > offended

[BurntToShreds]

The Internet has jaded me to most gore and shock images. Now, shock videos are a different story entirely.

[Shad]

encyclopedia dramatica > offended

best worst page on the internet

[Trygve]

Never ask tumblr about what to draw.

You'll end up with a nekkid Reubo.

[Tales]

I have a really big bruise on my like... elbow joint, but on the inside (arm) from where a tiny needle stabbed me to get some blood out of me - I have no idea why I have such a ginormous bruise for simply getting blood drawn out of me.

[Syobon]

It damaged a vein-> blood leaks out -> blood get's trapped in the tissue -> tissue swells up with blood -> bruise.

[Madican]

Oh blood blister? Those things suck so much.

[Exeres]

HEY I found that picture of my arm. It's not pretty. Anyone know an image hosting site that doesn't mind blood?

[Syobon]

Can't you just use imgur and set everything to private or something? Idk really.

[Exeres]

I'm not sure. I just want to link it here without showing the image directly, in case people don't want to see it.

You were right about imgur, I think.

Here we go.

http://i.imgur.com/Le9Nn.jpg

Don't click if you're squeamish.

[Syobon]

Pretty nasty indeed. I think you win the scar contest so far.

[Madican]

Not bad. Those marks came from road didn't they?

[Exeres]

With glass to boot. My truck flipped over and the window shattered between the road and my arm. The doctor actually pulled a small chunk of glass out of my muscle. I kept it, I want to get it set as jewelry eventually.

[Madican]

Very nice. I haven't been in a vehicle accident, but I recognized the markings because that's how my leg, hands, and chin looked after I wiped out on a bike.

Minus the glass though.