1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[D-vid]

I had ninja poop earlier today. I pooped and when I stood up to wipe and flush it was not visible in the toilet.

[Exeres]

Really, this is my fault.

[Trygve]

You drive me to drink.

[Lotharu]

I dunno how well the picture turned out

[D-vid]

Does it hurt when you touch it?

[Lotharu]

Not at the moment, for a while it burned when it was touched... Which ended up in me touching it a whole lot...

[Trygve]

That's what she said.

Wait, what?

[Stranaton]

I live how burns feel afterwards. They feel so smooth. Like plastic.

[Exeres]

I could post a picture of my arm after I got into a wreck a couple years ago if I could find the daisies camera I used. My arm looked like hamburger.

[Syobon]

Maybe we should hold a picture contest to find out who's the most jaded. I got a friend in medicine, so I got access to a pretty nifty arsenal.

[Exeres]

You mean who's got the most or most severe injuries, or who would flinch the least at looking at them?

[Noffletoff]

would this contest have to be on a human? I could tell you the time I assisted in the amputation of a dog leg :>

[Syobon]

I meant who can look at the most disgusting pictures without flinching. But I'm pretty sure a contest like that is against the rules of the forum.

[Exeres]

I'm pretty sure no one would be interested in a shock contest. Comparing scars could be interesting though, if we just provide links rather than having the photos right on the forum.

[Noffletoff]

I've seen some interesting shit working at a vet clinic, I don't flinch that much to that stuff.