AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Tales wrote:it happened through a completely underrated story

I'll say, it sounds like the TV rating was way too high for you

Unbalanced wrote:

Tales wrote:it happened through a completely underrated story

I'll say, it sounds like the TV rating was way too high for you

woah I meant to type unrelated, I'll change it now.
and hahah, I wasn't like, getting off to this but i had heard people talk about it so i was like "what is this" and then i said "oh" and then I couldn't change the channel so I just turned it off and hoped my tv would go back to normal.

Uh, for some reason, the entire nail on my middle toe is coming of .

Pretty sure more of my jaw hinge wore off

everything feels hollow there and i can't close my jaw without being in pain

Go to the dentist if you haven't already.

My dad used to leave his Maxim magazines next to the toilet in the bathroom. First meeting with anything slightly sexual and boy do they have some great looking women in those magazines.

I NEED TO STOP LOOKING AT THIS THREAD

aidan everything i know about you is wrong ;-;

shower shower shower
Agh, it hit my eyes!

It actually happened to a week ago that when me + my sister and her friend were looking through my hdd to find some vacation pics using some keyword that many camera pics use in the picture name that I accidentally clicked one pic (the pics were listed with no thumbnail picture) and boom, a milf with a dildo, only my sister's friend saw it though before I quickly closed it
How I even managed to find a pic with an unedited file name like that, I don't know, but I'm pretty sure that was the first time anything got a peek into my porn stack, it's usually behind several other folders

i don't think i need to tell you your avatar goes well with that

I don't keep any porn saved to my HD personally.

Lolita wrote:I NEED TO STOP LOOKING AT THIS THREAD

aidan everything i know about you is wrong ;-;

It's just a common thing for guys to do. Im not above it. I will however not say every single detail about my non-existent sex life. That'd be too tmi.

I actually have FAR more hentai than actual porn on my computer, but watch them around 50/50, just that normal porn is so easily available on sites so I don't really keep much of it saved

I did a search for ".jpg" and the first thing that came up was porn

ahahah

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