AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The fact that there's porn just sitting there waiting for anyone to watch just baffles me.

I can just imagine someone surfing through the channels and then WHOOPS ANAL.

Well, I may have exaggerated. It's not porn per say. There were a lot of breasts but you could never see anything below the waist, really.

It's more of a soft porn, I guess. Still a type of porn though.

Huh, now that I look at it, I made it sound so much worse.

Sorry!

Edit: Also, while I went to look at the definition of soft porn, I found this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_in_W ... 76_film%29

Pffff.

I remember this one time I was up late and saw an advertisement for a porn channel or hotline or something, with basically a bunch of topless girls posing in like, nature-y areas, under waterfalls, etc. Nothing was actually shown, but it was pretty daisies close.

...It was the first boner I had that had sexual feeling involved, and I was like "wtfff this is amazing, what's happening". Unfortunately, there were other people sleeping near me, so I didn't have a chance to explore this phenomenon :U

I remember that once someone left the T.V. on and I apparently just didn't notice that the entire time I was in the room, there was porn on. Of course I had my back to the T.V. and was listening to music though. Apparently my brother thought I as watching it but didn't think much of it.

thats what the internet is for.

if you are that insecure you are probably gay anyway so you might as well try

Head of The Brothel wrote:if you are that insecure you are probably gay anyway so you might as well try

I know i'm straight. If I was gay I would of known years ago.

KevTehNev wrote:Is it weird for a straight male to be interested in trying prostate stimulation? It's embarrassing as fuck but I want to try something other than fapping to see the things I like, and I don't know why i'm posting this but I might as well say it somewhere.

It's not weird. Don't do something stupid though, it'd suck if something got stuck in there.

Firmly grasp it.

Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:

KevTehNev wrote:Is it weird for a straight male to be interested in trying prostate stimulation? It's embarrassing as fuck but I want to try something other than fapping to see the things I like, and I don't know why i'm posting this but I might as well say it somewhere.

It's not weird. Don't do something stupid though, it'd suck if something got stuck in there.

Well I know that. Don't need to go to ER to get something pulled out of my butt.

Got my wisdom teeth removed yesterday, finally. Of course it hurts like hell, but the good news is that the new holes have stopped oozing blood. The bad news is that the stitching seems to be causing sores to form on my cheek where they're rubbing together. I'll have to keep an eye on that. For now it's liquid or very soft food for a couple of days.

Also, I got a prescription for Percocet. Life is okaaaaaay.

one time my tv got stuck on babe station (a sort of porn hotline) which wasn't my fault btw, it happened through a completely unrelated story and i needed to get my mum to sort it out and it was very awkward.

When I was younger my parents would just leave porno comic books lying around.

They were slightly racist too....