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Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 11:02 pm
by Sammich Monster
Crispy wrote:This happens to me too. It is the WORST feeling. Especially since you Already feel super bloated..
It's even worse when you're sitting in class and then a silent one lets loose.
"Oh God I really don't want to stand up right now."
"Excuse me miss X you're needed in the front office."
"FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU--"
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 11:07 pm
by Nachalnik
vaginal discharge every fucking day
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 11:19 pm
by Taxicab Samurai
Madican wrote:
"This booty of mine trembles with an awesome power! Its burning itch tells me to defeat you. Now take this! My annoyance, my anger, and all of my irritation! SHINING SPHINCTER! GO! GO! GO!"
My mind goes to strange places.
I love you
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 11:41 pm
by The Willow Witch
Have to get surgery for the cyst.
Which means
NEEDLES GO INSIDE VAGINA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
;A;
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 11:44 pm
by Lotharu
I cringed, aughgh
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 12:44 am
by Crushter
No thank you mental images
Stop trying to detail it in specific lines of text brain
aaa
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 2:38 am
by Taxicab Samurai
Pubes are gone.
Helllloooooooo itchy.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 3:14 am
by Chekt
Ugh, I hate that feeling.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 3:37 am
by Taxicab Samurai
Feels like a daisies bramble patch.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 4:17 am
by bluebunnyram
Get yourselves some exfoliating gloves. After the first couple of days exfoliate lightly during a shower.
Prevents ingrown hair madness.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:23 pm
by scebboaliwiw
So I was in bed when I started thinking of some sexy stuffs, but suddenly my sister and mother started talking really loudly about them being naked. My boner wasn't just killed, it was banished from existence.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 12:19 am
by Valbrandur
It's nice watching your local TV station, watching a movie called He Got Game which Denzel Washington stars in.
OOPS PORN
Oh dear lord, so many breasts and sex and the symbol isn't even yellow or red. Yellow is for teen audience, red for more mature audiences
PORN FOR CHILDREN FOR ALL AGES
Also, one woman's breasts were freakishly large
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 12:47 am
by Sammich Monster
.....What kind of TV does Iceland have?
It sounds like it isn't even on the special paid-for channels which correct name escapes me.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 1:07 am
by Kiyske
Sandwich Monster wrote:
It sounds like it isn't even on the special paid-for channels which correct name escapes me.
You mean like Starz and HBO? I think those are called premium subscription channels.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 1:09 am
by Valbrandur
There's no payment at all involved for the channel. It's a national channel for all, even if a TV would have no other channels, that one would likely be on it. Local news, local shows for children, local exploration shows, most things Icelandic are on it.
I'm beginning to think that the symbol changes colour after how much blood is in the tv show / film, not whether there's porn or not.