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Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 10:56 pm
by Syobon
That sounds incredibly painful.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 11:37 pm
by Valbrandur
Sounds like something from a weird / creepy movie.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 11:38 pm
by Cafall
if this dick goes under 50MPH, it'll explode
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 11:41 pm
by Valbrandur
Cut the red wire
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 12:53 am
by Madican
So a vasectomy is like defusing a bomb?
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 12:59 am
by Exeres
Holy shit I leave you guys for a couple hours and WHAT.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 1:49 am
by Mr. Mander
Madican wrote:So a vasectomy is like defusing a bomb?
From an abstract perspective, it's more like defusing a womb
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 1:59 am
by HisanTakura
Exeres wrote:Holy shit I leave you guys for a couple hours and WHAT.
God dammit Exeres, you made me laugh so hard with that response that a long bloody snot blob shot out of my nose.
not using bloody to be english, it really was blood red.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 3:00 am
by Madican
Mr. Mander wrote:Madican wrote:So a vasectomy is like defusing a bomb?
From an abstract perspective, it's more like defusing a womb
But the womb is still active. So by this logic you're removing the plunger to detonate it?
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 3:01 am
by Mr. Mander
I really don't care about the technicalities, I just wanted to make the bomb/womb pun
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 3:02 am
by Exeres
Mr. Mander wrote:I really don't care about the technicalities, I just wanted to make the bomb/womb pun
Sex Bob-ombs.
Had to get rid of that one.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 8:49 am
by Nachalnik
Jaw is getting worse. I have to hold it shut.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 10:40 am
by Nachalnik
I actually wanted to go out today but the only clean/dry shirt I have makes me look like a fucking pregnant elephant.
I can't believe the time I wasted getting ready.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 2:00 pm
by DoNotDelete
Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:WHO WANTS TO TALK AWKWARDLY ABOUT MASTURBATION
I SURE DO
when i cum and such, it doesnt really like.....shoot out if you know what i mean, it just well, comes out i suppose, is this normal
BOY THAT WAS AWKWARD
It is possible to delay ejaculation (and build pressure) when you learn to control the muscles and associated anatomy in your member.
Lol! Bill u such a greenhorn!
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 8:53 pm
by Tales
guys as I am underage is it possible for me to even say anything related to that matter, or would something illegal/bad happen? I'm sort of thinking about it but to be honest i think it's best i just not post here ahahah.