1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

[Syobon]

That sounds incredibly painful.

[Valbrandur]

Sounds like something from a weird / creepy movie.

[Cafall]

if this dick goes under 50MPH, it'll explode

[Valbrandur]

Cut the red wire

[Madican]

So a vasectomy is like defusing a bomb?

[Exeres]

Holy shit I leave you guys for a couple hours and WHAT.

[Mr. Mander]

So a vasectomy is like defusing a bomb?

From an abstract perspective, it's more like defusing a womb

[HisanTakura]

Holy shit I leave you guys for a couple hours and WHAT.

God dammit Exeres, you made me laugh so hard with that response that a long bloody snot blob shot out of my nose.

not using bloody to be english, it really was blood red.

[Madican]

So a vasectomy is like defusing a bomb?

From an abstract perspective, it's more like defusing a womb

But the womb is still active. So by this logic you're removing the plunger to detonate it?

[Mr. Mander]

I really don't care about the technicalities, I just wanted to make the bomb/womb pun

[Exeres]

I really don't care about the technicalities, I just wanted to make the bomb/womb pun

Sex Bob-ombs.

Had to get rid of that one.

[Nachalnik]

Jaw is getting worse. I have to hold it shut.

[Nachalnik]

I actually wanted to go out today but the only clean/dry shirt I have makes me look like a fucking pregnant elephant.

I can't believe the time I wasted getting ready.

[DoNotDelete]

WHO WANTS TO TALK AWKWARDLY ABOUT MASTURBATION
I SURE DO
when i cum and such, it doesnt really like.....shoot out if you know what i mean, it just well, comes out i suppose, is this normal
BOY THAT WAS AWKWARD

It is possible to delay ejaculation (and build pressure) when you learn to control the muscles and associated anatomy in your member.

Lol! Bill u such a greenhorn!

[Tales]

guys as I am underage is it possible for me to even say anything related to that matter, or would something illegal/bad happen? I'm sort of thinking about it but to be honest i think it's best i just not post here ahahah.