AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Valbrandur wrote:How can I stop my booty from bleeding?

It's got a big open wound in the buttcrack.

don't make a joke

DON'T MAKE A JOKE

Man, you really penetrated back there.

Could you please be more gentle

*rimshot*

Did you see my bottom paged post Val? Just asking.

Yeah, I saw it.

I'm not sure if I have any of those though.

On the note of bleeding, I suspect that I do have external hemorrhoid but I got no proof.

Can't see a doctor because there's a 30 minute drive to the next hospital and I got no driving license. And no cheddar.

I would say use tissues but the blood might make it stick and become infected.

Just keep it clean and don't wear tight underwear and if it still bleeds after a day or so I would talk to someone about it.

You can get them at a pharmacy.

Alternatively, cold and pressure usually reduce bleeding, but the effectiveness of that might depend on the size of your wound.

teeth hurt like a bitch

WHAT DO

Smack those teeth and tell them to make you a sandwich.

Laptop is fixed! I now have a motivation to fap.

WHO WANTS TO TALK AWKWARDLY ABOUT MASTURBATION
I SURE DO
when i cum and such, it doesnt really like.....shoot out if you know what i mean, it just well, comes out i suppose, is this normal
BOY THAT WAS AWKWARD

the other day I was watching this porn that was in a british pub and the guy was like FOOK YERR and I couldn't stop laughing at his accent

Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:WHO WANTS TO TALK AWKWARDLY ABOUT MASTURBATION
I SURE DO
when i cum and such, it doesnt really like.....shoot out if you know what i mean, it just well, comes out i suppose, is this normal
BOY THAT WAS AWKWARD

It's normal

Do you fap a lot Bill? It seems to shoot more if I don't fap for some time.

Yeah generally the more pent up you are the more it...explodes.



Lol a girl talking about penises