1001 Reasons To See Your Doctor [NSFW] (Strictly Moderated)

Taxicab Samurai · Post by **Taxicab Samurai** » Sun May 15, 2011 7:58 pm

Valbrandur wrote:Hey Tarzan, why don't you go cuddle some gorillas.

Well why don't you come on over then?

Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Sun May 15, 2011 8:09 pm

I am busy kidnapping women, you'll have to find someone else.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Sun May 15, 2011 8:09 pm

I keep digging something out of my ear. It might be wax but it's awfully fluid. Two weeks I've been pulling bits out and it still keeps coming.

Nachalnik · Post by **Nachalnik** » Sun May 15, 2011 11:46 pm

Why is there so much shota porn on tumblr?

Is there not a rule about that?

BurntToShreds · Post by **BurntToShreds** » Mon May 16, 2011 12:04 am

Nachalnik · Post by **Nachalnik** » Mon May 16, 2011 12:16 am

tumblr is full of porn. i don't mind that at all. it was just a shock to see some naked anime boy getting dried humped by a 30 year old woman.

BurntToShreds · Post by **BurntToShreds** » Mon May 16, 2011 1:05 am

PM me the source? :3

Chekt · Post by **Chekt** » Mon May 16, 2011 1:24 pm

Ever had a shit where it just doesn't feel like you can be clean again until you shower?
Fuck those shits, man.

Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Mon May 16, 2011 1:35 pm

I just saw several drops of dried blood in my underwear.

My booty hurts and it's bleeding. Not that the bleeding part is anything new.

Chekt · Post by **Chekt** » Mon May 16, 2011 1:43 pm

Starting your period?

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Mon May 16, 2011 1:44 pm

Periods don't exist in Iceland.

Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Mon May 16, 2011 1:49 pm

Exeres is right, no man periods here.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Mon May 16, 2011 1:50 pm

But you're using periods to end your sentences...

YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY IN ICELAND ARE YOU. YOU FRAUD.

Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Mon May 16, 2011 1:55 pm

You're right

I'm in the North Pole

Nachalnik · Post by **Nachalnik** » Mon May 16, 2011 2:22 pm

ear bleeding

ffffffuuuuu

AWKWARD ZOMBIE