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Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 1:06 pm
by Nachalnik
I think my momma is going senile because she thought the audio commentary on some DVD was part of the actual show and this morning she thought the ice cream van jingle was her phone going off
She's not dumb or anything so I don't know why she's acting like this.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 5:33 pm
by BurntToShreds
I hate it when, in my dreams, intensely perverted things happen. I'm not going to describe anything, but it just feels like my subconcious is telling me how sick I really am.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 5:59 pm
by Neko
I like how I can have wet dreams and not notice until I go to school
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 6:47 pm
by HisanTakura
I know how you feel Burnt. Sometimes after a dream I wake up and go "What the FUCK me?"
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 6:54 pm
by Dedivax
Do you know what feels REALLY good? Masturbating to kickass music
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 7:06 pm
by Valbrandur
You reminded me of the Dave Chapelle commercial saying the same thing.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 7:30 pm
by Dedivax
Valbrandur wrote:You reminded me of the Dave Chapelle commercial saying the same thing.
Link?
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 7:41 pm
by Taxicab Samurai
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 7:43 pm
by Valbrandur
Oh wait, it was a mac commercial.
Youtube doesn't have it so I had to find another site.
http://en.vidivodo.com/6724/dave-chapel ... pc-episode
Okay, seeing as Taxi beat me to it, I was trying to find something other than that one.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 7:45 pm
by Taxicab Samurai
WOO TANG CLAN AINT NOTHIN TO FUCK WIT
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 7:46 pm
by Exeres
I miss Chappelle's Show so much.
IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 7:47 pm
by Taxicab Samurai
YOU MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A NIGGA OR TWO
MMMMM MMMMMM BITCH
On and actual TMI note, I really need to shave.
My girl's starting to call me jungle man again.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 7:48 pm
by Valbrandur
Hey Tarzan, why don't you go cuddle some gorillas.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 7:49 pm
by Exeres
Go Johnny Weissmuller on her.
FUCK YOU VAL YOU ICELANDIC NINJA BASTARD.
Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
Posted: Sun May 15, 2011 7:50 pm
by Valbrandur
Viking ninjas are the scourge of the sea.
They created the legend of the Bermuda Triangle.