AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Tales you'll always stay hilarious. Your friends are just dicking around man.

It's probably just you, George.

You and your wet dreams.

Syobon wrote:Sceb, how severe is your hearing loss?

I don't go completely deaf or anything, and I can still seem to hear with the same "range" as I normally do, but everything does get very, very muffled, with a ringing noise over it. Also, it mostly seems to start after I get up, but not always.

Is it accompanied by dizziness? It sounds a bit like blood rushing from you head by getting up too fast after sitting down for too long.

haha thanks Syobon And trygve that isn't the case.

And yeah I know he isn't really gay, but um things with other people have led me to believe some of them are (well one actually is openly bi ahah) but that's neither here or there really.

Syobon wrote:Is it accompanied by dizziness? It sounds a bit like blood rushing from you head by getting up too fast after sitting down for too long.

I was thinking that, but it isn't accompanied by dizziness, just the hearing loss.

Sooooo y'know that eye gunk you have when you first wake up?

Yeah, my eyes were fucking encrusted with that and I couldn't open my eyes. This cold sucks.

I'm Getting my first job soon and all I'm afraid of are STUPID RANDOM BONERS.
My pants can't be baggy enough to hide them.
I've never been good at thinking about gross stuff to make them go away.
I'm not behind a counter.
I can't fold it into the elastic band thing in my underwear because my shirt will be tucked in, also I can't touch my dick I'M PREPARING FOOD! OH GOD! I am panicking somebody help!

HisanTakura wrote:Sooooo y'know that eye gunk you have when you first wake up?

Yeah, my eyes were fucking encrusted with that and I couldn't open my eyes. This cold sucks.

Oh man I had that happened to me when I was younger! It was scary! But I just rubbed the crest off.

I found some daisies lotion turns out I'm really really desensitized, and i'm getting really frustrated both normally and sexually. Don't know what to do other than NOT FAP FOR WEEKS.

IN OTHER WORDS. BEING HUMAN SUCKS.

Well it turns out I might have a cyst inside my vagina...how the hell am I going to ask my mom help with this...

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

"Mom I think I have a cyst in my vagina can you take me to the doctor"

The Willow Witch wrote:Well it turns out I might have a cyst inside my vagina...how the hell am I going to ask my mom help with this...

oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

Welp. I have those in my ovaries. they can give you estrogen pills. but if it's SUPER SERIOUS you might need surgery.

I made an appointment to get my wisdom teeth removed finally. It's happening next week. I am GOING TO SLEEP while they do it.

Haha, I remember that man. They stuffed me full of painkillers before they put me in the waiting room. There was Nickelodeon Junior on a tv there and I was high as fuck from the meds. Good times.