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Chrono Crow
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Chrono Crow
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Spoony vs. Xabyrn:
Spoony gets on AZ early one morning, and sees it. That face. That obnoxious face. The face of Robotnik. "I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THAT GODDAMN FACE!" He shouts to himself. He then makes a post about it. "Xabyrn, if you don't remove that face from your avatar, I will remove your face." Several hours later, Xabyrn replies. "Fuck you." Several more hours later, after Spoony sees the post, he angrily, but quietly gets up from his seat, and goes to the airport. Running up to the terminal with rage in his eye, he glares at the lady at the counter. "One ticket to America!" The lady stares at him. "Uhm. . . where in America?" He grabs her by the collar. "AAANYWHEEEERE."
Spoony is flown to New Jersey to find the elusive man. He walks the states for many years, not shaving, not shower, living off the roadkill he sees and the rain. For several years, he hunts the man known only as Xabyrn. Finally, a lead takes him to California. He looks around the small town, asking for any clues. Finally, in a local supermarket, Spoony sees him with his wife and young daughter. Spoony grabs the nearest object, a butternut squash. He runs at Xabyrn, and swings with full force to his head. Xabyrn falls. Xabyrn's daughter screams, and his wife attempts to save him. Spoony hits them in the face with the squash. Xabyrn attempts to get up, but is beaten to death by the powerful butternut.
Spoony, insane from his many years of mental isolation, finally snaps at the sight of his dead adversary. He begins slaughtering everyone in the store with the squash. Man, woman and child alike. He then smiles, and leaves the store. He walks to the nearest airport, blood covering his stinky, hairy body. He asks for a ticket to Australia. The lady at the counter stares at him. "Where in Australia?" Spoony closes his eyes peacefully. "Anywhere." Spoony wins.
Spoony gets on AZ early one morning, and sees it. That face. That obnoxious face. The face of Robotnik. "I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THAT GODDAMN FACE!" He shouts to himself. He then makes a post about it. "Xabyrn, if you don't remove that face from your avatar, I will remove your face." Several hours later, Xabyrn replies. "Fuck you." Several more hours later, after Spoony sees the post, he angrily, but quietly gets up from his seat, and goes to the airport. Running up to the terminal with rage in his eye, he glares at the lady at the counter. "One ticket to America!" The lady stares at him. "Uhm. . . where in America?" He grabs her by the collar. "AAANYWHEEEERE."
Spoony is flown to New Jersey to find the elusive man. He walks the states for many years, not shaving, not shower, living off the roadkill he sees and the rain. For several years, he hunts the man known only as Xabyrn. Finally, a lead takes him to California. He looks around the small town, asking for any clues. Finally, in a local supermarket, Spoony sees him with his wife and young daughter. Spoony grabs the nearest object, a butternut squash. He runs at Xabyrn, and swings with full force to his head. Xabyrn falls. Xabyrn's daughter screams, and his wife attempts to save him. Spoony hits them in the face with the squash. Xabyrn attempts to get up, but is beaten to death by the powerful butternut.
Spoony, insane from his many years of mental isolation, finally snaps at the sight of his dead adversary. He begins slaughtering everyone in the store with the squash. Man, woman and child alike. He then smiles, and leaves the store. He walks to the nearest airport, blood covering his stinky, hairy body. He asks for a ticket to Australia. The lady at the counter stares at him. "Where in Australia?" Spoony closes his eyes peacefully. "Anywhere." Spoony wins.
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Chrono Crow
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Sweet Bro vs. Hella Jeff:
Sweet Bro starts to attack Hella Jeff but the battle ends abruptly when a ferret runs in and inexplicably steals both their heads. Ferret wins.
Captain Falcon vs. Gurren Lagann:
Captain Falcon races along Mute City, when the giant mech appears in his sights. Boisterous and arrogant as ever, he runs off the course and leaps from the vehicle before contact. As the car crashes, and leaves a small dent in the mech's ankle, he leaps up to perform the Falcon punch. The punch connects, but has no force against the 500 ton mech. As such, Captain Falcon falls to the ground, writhing in agony from his broken wrist. The Gurren Lagann steps on him and resumes the mission. Gurren Lagann wins.
Miley Cyrus vs. Hannah Montana:
Miley Cyrus finally goes insane, and begins to get tormented by her own alter ego. She attempts to strangle herself, but pulls her own hand away. Finally, she starts punching herself wildly in the face until the loss of blood and sanity cause her to fall over, dead. Everyone wins.
Sweet Bro starts to attack Hella Jeff but the battle ends abruptly when a ferret runs in and inexplicably steals both their heads. Ferret wins.
Captain Falcon vs. Gurren Lagann:
Captain Falcon races along Mute City, when the giant mech appears in his sights. Boisterous and arrogant as ever, he runs off the course and leaps from the vehicle before contact. As the car crashes, and leaves a small dent in the mech's ankle, he leaps up to perform the Falcon punch. The punch connects, but has no force against the 500 ton mech. As such, Captain Falcon falls to the ground, writhing in agony from his broken wrist. The Gurren Lagann steps on him and resumes the mission. Gurren Lagann wins.
Miley Cyrus vs. Hannah Montana:
Miley Cyrus finally goes insane, and begins to get tormented by her own alter ego. She attempts to strangle herself, but pulls her own hand away. Finally, she starts punching herself wildly in the face until the loss of blood and sanity cause her to fall over, dead. Everyone wins.
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