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Tall-Hatted Yanimae · Post by **Tall-Hatted Yanimae** » Tue May 04, 2010 8:10 pm

Trygve wrote: Gandhi is a pussy and gets beat up.

nigga you trollin

Tales · Post by **Tales** » Tue May 04, 2010 8:12 pm

I think Gandhi, Mother Teresa seemed quite unwell towards the end of her life (yes I actually looked this up). But then again, it depends how early in their lives they compete with each other.

Doormaster · Post by **Doormaster** » Tue May 04, 2010 8:26 pm

BANANA wrote:If I can find it. Hold on, I know it's around here somewhere.

EDIT: Okay I found it. Basically, it's a little book that explains who or what would win in a fight and why.

Like Gahndi versus Mother Teresa.

What exactly is it called? I think I might have it too, just not with me

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Tue May 04, 2010 8:33 pm

Tall-Hatted Yanimae wrote:
Trygve wrote: Gandhi is a pussy and gets beat up.
nigga you trollin

Momma Teresa vas Catholic nun and that means she had a ruler or a cane. She vould beat him up.

Indecisive · Post by **Indecisive** » Tue May 04, 2010 8:34 pm

God vs. Nurgle

Firestorm · Post by **Firestorm** » Tue May 04, 2010 8:41 pm

Indecisive wrote:God vs. Nurgle

Trygve · Post by **Trygve** » Tue May 04, 2010 8:43 pm

Morgan Freeman's voice vs Patrick Stewart's voice.

Indecisive · Post by **Indecisive** » Tue May 04, 2010 8:46 pm

Trygve wrote:Morgan Freeman's voice vs Patrick Stewart's voice.

vs Barry Bostwick's voice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdMJ5P8cSNI

Shoolis · Post by **Shoolis** » Tue May 04, 2010 8:46 pm

Trygve wrote:Morgan Freeman's voice vs Patrick Stewart's voice.

Narration fight.

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Tue May 04, 2010 8:53 pm

Tales wrote:
BANANA wrote:If I can find it. Hold on, I know it's around here somewhere.

EDIT: Okay I found it. Basically, it's a little book that explains who or what would win in a fight and why.

Like Gahndi versus Mother Teresa.
Who wins, Gahndi or Mother Teresa?

It says that in a 'battle of peace' or whatever, Mother Teresa would win; giving facts about Gahndi and herself and how she was doing what she did by age twelve, while Gahndi was a lawyer until the age of 46 or something. However, it yields that when it comes to civil disobedience, Gahndi would kick her booty.

Chinmaster wrote:
BANANA wrote:If I can find it. Hold on, I know it's around here somewhere.

EDIT: Okay I found it. Basically, it's a little book that explains who or what would win in a fight and why.

Like Gahndi versus Mother Teresa.
What exactly is it called? I think I might have it too, just not with me

"Who would Win?" by Justin Heimberg.

Blubber · Post by **Blubber** » Tue May 04, 2010 9:03 pm

Christy Brown Vs. Stephen Hawking

Doormaster · Post by **Doormaster** » Tue May 04, 2010 9:05 pm

BANANA wrote:
Chinmaster wrote:What exactly is it called? I think I might have it too, just not with me
"Who would Win?" by Justin Heimberg.

Ah, nevermind. Mine's called Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights by Jake Kalish

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Tue May 04, 2010 9:06 pm

Chinmaster wrote:
BANANA wrote:
Chinmaster wrote:What exactly is it called? I think I might have it too, just not with me
"Who would Win?" by Justin Heimberg.
Ah, nevermind. Mine's called Santa vs. Satan: The Official Compendium of Imaginary Fights by Jake Kalish

That sounds like a better book. Mine's really more of a novelty than anything else.

Doormaster · Post by **Doormaster** » Tue May 04, 2010 9:09 pm

I'm not sure if a book about imaginary fights could be anything but a novelty

Alexandy13 · Post by **Alexandy13** » Wed May 05, 2010 12:45 am

Mafia vs Marines

I'm too lazy to do this. Do it for me forum.