You feel that this would be the best time to check your pockets. Rummaging through your pockets you find the following: lint, a rock, a frog (alive, barely) and your schools newsletter.
You also feel that now would be a good time to check your ethnic background. In your imagination, you ask an anthropomorphic DNA strand about your genetics, to which it shrugs, and you two then dual pistols akimbo and fight to the death in an epic battle worthy of song.
The DNA strand wins.
Looking down on your mostly intact helicopter, you come up with the great idea of using it for vehicular transportation. Long story short, you crush its fragile plastic body with your boney booty, although you do manage to salvage something seemingly unimportant.
(Toy Helicopter engine added to inventory)
Just as you are about to enter the school, a motorcyclist rides by. You consider the bike a worthy mount for your mighty posterior. That is, if the biker hadn't already driven away on his sweet booty bike.
Perhaps this would've been a more successful attempt if you had some chewing gum to chew while you pondered.
Suddenly, a great idea hits you! You could clone the fat boy's DNA with your fabulously wealthy parent's fabulous wealth! Except... your parents don't let you have any of their cheddar. "No, you have to earn it" they say, "We had to earn all of our cheddar!". The only reason you got your helicopter was because it was your only birthday present.
You take your newly crushed toy and carry it around to bludgeon some whales. You follow the fat kid's horrid scent into the school, but are unable to navigate any further, as you're pretty sure this whole place is a labyrinth cleverly disguised as a prison, not-so-cleverly disguised as a children's school.
[Mission Objectives:]
[1. Find Fat Child]
[2. Avoid Cruel Parents]
[Inventory]
[-Frog]
[-Lint]
[-Rock]
[-Your School (different school than the Prison School) Newsletter]
[-Toy Helicopter Motor]
