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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:18 pm
by [Citation Needed]
Hide the children.
Malum likes baby fat.
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:19 pm
by lyra/dicks
Oh, so Malum likes it like that, eh...
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:20 pm
by Sleauxbreaux
THEY'RE BABY SOMETHINGS, MALUM. HOW COULD YOU??
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:23 pm
by Sleauxbreaux
...touche.
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:23 pm
by [Citation Needed]
Malum's gone out of control.
GET THE FIREARMS! WE'VE GOT A LIVE ONE!
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:24 pm
by lyra/dicks
Um.
What if I just karate chop the back of his neck?
Will that do?
...because I just did it.
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:24 pm
by Sloth
Gummi bears
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:24 pm
by Sleauxbreaux
ARM THE FURRETS.
READY YOUR OCTILLERY.
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:24 pm
by Valbrandur
lyrasen wrote:Um.
What if I just karate chop the back of his neck?
Will that do?
...because I just did it.
FOOL, YOU ONLY ANGERED HIM.
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:25 pm
by lyra/dicks
I know how to fix this.
MALUM
GO TO YOUR ROOM
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:27 pm
by Valbrandur
Malum, go to your room and make weird noises.
Freak out lyra with those weird noises.
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:28 pm
by Sleauxbreaux
I know how to end this conflict in a mature and efficient manner.
Ahem.
MAAAALUM AND LYYYYRA, SITTIN' IN A TREE
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:30 pm
by lyra/dicks
Sleauxbreaux wrote:I know how to end this conflict in a mature and efficient manner.
Ahem.
MAAAALUM AND LYYYYRA, SITTIN' IN A TREE
Suddenly Lyra pushes Malum out of the tree and laughs at him as he falls.
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:31 pm
by Sleauxbreaux
But she, herself, falls, landing over him. Their hearts stop as their eyes meet, and they know...
It's true love.
Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 10:31 pm
by Valbrandur
And then a big wet sloppy facebattle.