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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:25 pm
by Darkin
[Citation Needed] wrote:
Sleauxbreaux wrote:MOMMY, DADDY, PLEASE STOP FIGHTING
Does that mean that Malum and Darkin are your parents?

I feel sorry for you.
SHUT UP DADKIN YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:26 pm
by Darkin
Malum wrote:
Sleauxbreaux wrote:MOMMY, DADDY, PLEASE STOP FIGHTING

*throws beer bottle* GO BACK YOU BED, YOU HORRIBLE MISTAKE!
DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO OUR SON THAT WAY
I WANT A DIVORCE

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:29 pm
by [Citation Needed]
AHEM.

I'm with the POH-LEEC. We received a report of you abusing your... er... darling child. We're here to take him away and screw up your life even more.

Have a nice evening!

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:30 pm
by Sleauxbreaux
Malum wrote:YOU CAN GET ALL THE DIVORCES YOU WANT....

...IN HELL!
Image
*cornersob* ...why...

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:30 pm
by Darkin
[Citation Needed] wrote:AHEM.

I'm with the POH-LEEC. We received a report of you abusing your... er... darling child. We're here to take him away and screw up your life even more.

Have a nice evening!
NOT TONIGHT
*Shotgun to the face*
COME ON BREAUX WE HAVE TO GO NOW
HURRY

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:33 pm
by [Citation Needed]
Darkin wrote:
[Citation Needed] wrote:AHEM.

I'm with the POH-LEEC. We received a report of you abusing your... er... darling child. We're here to take him away and screw up your life even more.

Have a nice evening!
NOT TONIGHT
*Shotgun to the face*
COME ON BREAUX WE HAVE TO GO NOW
HURRY
Image
YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:33 pm
by Sleauxbreaux
Muh-... Momma.

Just killed a man.

Put a gun up to his head.

Pulled the trigger... now he's... dead.

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:39 pm
by Sleauxbreaux
A single tear rolled down the face of our protagonist as he cowered in the corner, holding his Dratini for safety. He looked on as his parents and the social worker battled their pokemon not with other pokemon... but with each other.
It was carnage. Blood was spilled. But in the middle of the conflict, something magical happened. For right there, next to the boy, his Dratini grew three sizes that day. For it had evolved into a Dragonair, and it bravely rose up to defend him.

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:45 pm
by [Citation Needed]
Then the dude with the POH-LEEC sent out Weavile, who Ice Punched everyone to death.

When the investigators showed up, it was truly a chilling scene.

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:45 pm
by lyra/dicks
Darkin wrote:LyraXMalum
Late, but.

No.

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:45 pm
by Sleauxbreaux
[Citation Needed] wrote:Then the dude with the POH-LEEC sent out Weavile, who Ice Punched everyone to death.

When the investigators showed up, it was truly a chilling scene.
You didn't...

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:46 pm
by I am the Lazer Viking
[Citation Needed] wrote:Then the dude with the POH-LEEC sent out Weavile, who Ice Punched everyone to death.

When the investigators showed up, it was truly a chilling scene.
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:47 pm
by Valbrandur
lyrasen wrote:
Darkin wrote:LyraXMalum
Late, but.

No.
I can imagine it.

Sorta.

Slight abusive relationship.

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:47 pm
by Sleauxbreaux
I am the Lazer Viking wrote:
[Citation Needed] wrote:Then the dude with the POH-LEEC sent out Weavile, who Ice Punched everyone to death.

When the investigators showed up, it was truly a chilling scene.
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
I like you, Viking. You have proven yourself... worthy.

Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:47 pm
by [Citation Needed]
Sleauxbreaux wrote:
[Citation Needed] wrote:Then the dude with the POH-LEEC sent out Weavile, who Ice Punched everyone to death.

When the investigators showed up, it was truly a chilling scene.
You didn't...
Sorry, but I did.