AZ FORUM PAIRINGS

Darkin · Post by **Darkin** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:25 pm

[Citation Needed] wrote:
Sleauxbreaux wrote:MOMMY, DADDY, PLEASE STOP FIGHTING
Does that mean that Malum and Darkin are your parents?

I feel sorry for you.

SHUT UP DADKIN YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD

Darkin · Post by **Darkin** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:26 pm

Malum wrote:
Sleauxbreaux wrote:MOMMY, DADDY, PLEASE STOP FIGHTING

*throws beer bottle* GO BACK YOU BED, YOU HORRIBLE MISTAKE!

DON'T YOU DARE TALK TO OUR SON THAT WAY
I WANT A DIVORCE

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:29 pm

AHEM.

I'm with the POH-LEEC. We received a report of you abusing your... er... darling child. We're here to take him away and screw up your life even more.

Have a nice evening!

Sleauxbreaux · Post by **Sleauxbreaux** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:30 pm

Malum wrote:YOU CAN GET ALL THE DIVORCES YOU WANT....

...IN HELL!

*cornersob* ...why...

Darkin · Post by **Darkin** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:30 pm

[Citation Needed] wrote:AHEM.

I'm with the POH-LEEC. We received a report of you abusing your... er... darling child. We're here to take him away and screw up your life even more.

Have a nice evening!

NOT TONIGHT
*Shotgun to the face*
COME ON BREAUX WE HAVE TO GO NOW
HURRY

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:33 pm

Darkin wrote:
[Citation Needed] wrote:AHEM.

I'm with the POH-LEEC. We received a report of you abusing your... er... darling child. We're here to take him away and screw up your life even more.

Have a nice evening!
NOT TONIGHT
*Shotgun to the face*
COME ON BREAUX WE HAVE TO GO NOW
HURRY

YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME

Sleauxbreaux · Post by **Sleauxbreaux** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:33 pm

Muh-... Momma.

Just killed a man.

Put a gun up to his head.

Pulled the trigger... now he's... dead.

Sleauxbreaux · Post by **Sleauxbreaux** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:39 pm

A single tear rolled down the face of our protagonist as he cowered in the corner, holding his Dratini for safety. He looked on as his parents and the social worker battled their pokemon not with other pokemon... but with each other.
It was carnage. Blood was spilled. But in the middle of the conflict, something magical happened. For right there, next to the boy, his Dratini grew three sizes that day. For it had evolved into a Dragonair, and it bravely rose up to defend him.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:45 pm

Then the dude with the POH-LEEC sent out Weavile, who Ice Punched everyone to death.

When the investigators showed up, it was truly a chilling scene.

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:45 pm

Darkin wrote:LyraXMalum

Late, but.

No.

Sleauxbreaux · Post by **Sleauxbreaux** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:45 pm

[Citation Needed] wrote:Then the dude with the POH-LEEC sent out Weavile, who Ice Punched everyone to death.

When the investigators showed up, it was truly a chilling scene.

You didn't...

I am the Lazer Viking · Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:46 pm

[Citation Needed] wrote:Then the dude with the POH-LEEC sent out Weavile, who Ice Punched everyone to death.

When the investigators showed up, it was truly a chilling scene.

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Valbrandur · Post by **Valbrandur** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:47 pm

lyrasen wrote:
Darkin wrote:LyraXMalum
Late, but.

No.

I can imagine it.

Sorta.

Slight abusive relationship.

Sleauxbreaux · Post by **Sleauxbreaux** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:47 pm

I am the Lazer Viking wrote:
[Citation Needed] wrote:Then the dude with the POH-LEEC sent out Weavile, who Ice Punched everyone to death.

When the investigators showed up, it was truly a chilling scene.
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

I like you, Viking. You have proven yourself... worthy.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:47 pm

Sleauxbreaux wrote:
[Citation Needed] wrote:Then the dude with the POH-LEEC sent out Weavile, who Ice Punched everyone to death.

When the investigators showed up, it was truly a chilling scene.
You didn't...

Sorry, but I did.