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I was in the basement during youth group, and sometimes there are bugs there, but we cleaned them out mostly.
However, this one time I saw a bug (I forget exactly what it was, it might have been a stinkbug) sitting on a table and i flipped the fuck out. Also, that day everyone learned that i have a really high pitched scream.
However, this one time I saw a bug (I forget exactly what it was, it might have been a stinkbug) sitting on a table and i flipped the fuck out. Also, that day everyone learned that i have a really high pitched scream.

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i remember back when i was around 7-8, i was awake late at night at my grandmas house. i was playin the N-64 when i heard a clanking sound down the hallway. i opened the door and looked out and there was this....guy. he was wrapped up in somethin that made him look like a mummie, with his arms hangin at his side, not quite limp though. he had a chain and ball around both of his legs and he had wrist irons with chains on them as well. he was also glowing a skyblue, like he was made out of energy.
he was moving very slowly to my end of the hallway. so i shut the door and hid under the covers looking at the door. blue light came in from under the door, and eventually faded away.
i didnt sleep that night
he was moving very slowly to my end of the hallway. so i shut the door and hid under the covers looking at the door. blue light came in from under the door, and eventually faded away.
i didnt sleep that night

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3DS FC: 3625-8484-5988Mr. Torgue wrote:OH SNAP, THE MONSTER I SENT YOU TO KILL, IS ACTUALLY A MONSTER TRUCK. PUNS MOTHER FUCKER.
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this is my tf2 shit
3DS FC: 3625-8484-5988Mr. Torgue wrote:OH SNAP, THE MONSTER I SENT YOU TO KILL, IS ACTUALLY A MONSTER TRUCK. PUNS MOTHER FUCKER.
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Zang wrote:
cool pic bro

this is my tf2 shit
3DS FC: 3625-8484-5988Mr. Torgue wrote:OH SNAP, THE MONSTER I SENT YOU TO KILL, IS ACTUALLY A MONSTER TRUCK. PUNS MOTHER FUCKER.
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Right before he got elected, my dad, my brother and I ran into Dick Cheney in THE GROCERY STORE. He had secret service there, and the newspapers said the next day that nobody saw what he had in his cart, but my dad saw yogurt and deodorant in his cart. Just so yall know, I lived near DC at the time. It was not too unusual to know people high-up in the govt. I was friends with the Attorney General's son. We went to school together, and he was able to get my boyscout troop a tour of the whitehouse. We even went into places most people dont go into on the tours, such as the oval office. Bush wasnt in at the time, though.
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Malum wrote:I see all the pics fine,
I posted 'O rly?", hitman posted "Ya rly" and Zang posted "No wai"


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3DS FC: 3625-8484-5988Mr. Torgue wrote:OH SNAP, THE MONSTER I SENT YOU TO KILL, IS ACTUALLY A MONSTER TRUCK. PUNS MOTHER FUCKER.
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Hey, maybe one of you guys knows what the fuck this thing was:
When I lived back in Mission, BC, I would let my dogs outside via our patio door, and they would go about their business and then come back in.
One day I let them out and they refuse to leave the door. They get outside and then turn around and just start barking wildly. I can't coax them inside even with a treat so, confused, I open the door.
It turns out they were barking wildly because a large beetle-looking creature the size of my thumb was bodaciously right up against the glass door, so when I slid it open, I almost got the pleasure of stepping on the daisies thing.
I call for my grandma, who gets it onto a paper plate and then puts a glass jar over it.
It had fuzzy moth-like feelers, but everything else we could see about then looked like a beetle. It had the pinchy jaws, and the huge shell. Although its shell was quite interesting because it was vividly zebra striped.
When my grandma moved the plate, the thing hissed at us like a cat, and when it fell over onto its back, the same fuzziness that was on its feelers was all over its underside, and it had more than six legs.
Disturbed, we called our next door neighbours (my best friend's family), and they told us to carefully tip the bottle to put it in the bottom, and then put a lid on it with air holes. They'd take it to a specialist in the morning to have it identified.
They never got back to us with the results, but my best friend told me they couldn't indentify it, most likely just to spook me.
We simply dubbed it the zebra-striped spideetle-moth and we never encountered another one ever again. But, granted, we moved away from that house so who knows. Maybe the family that moved in was later found dead as strange beetle-things scurried all over their bodies.
Besides that I have: - had a bat fly out of our attic and had to catch it because my grandma refused to. (I cried when she refused to call the SPCA or something to help it when I discovered it was desperately trying to just fly out her window but couldn't because its wing was torn. ;_; )
- had a bird in our unlit fireplace that my brother carefully took into the backyard. It was completely grey with ash, but when it flew away, underneath its wings it was the brightest red ever. It was really pretty.
- been going through my sketch pile to find a black widow nestled among my drawings.
When I lived back in Mission, BC, I would let my dogs outside via our patio door, and they would go about their business and then come back in.
One day I let them out and they refuse to leave the door. They get outside and then turn around and just start barking wildly. I can't coax them inside even with a treat so, confused, I open the door.
It turns out they were barking wildly because a large beetle-looking creature the size of my thumb was bodaciously right up against the glass door, so when I slid it open, I almost got the pleasure of stepping on the daisies thing.
I call for my grandma, who gets it onto a paper plate and then puts a glass jar over it.
It had fuzzy moth-like feelers, but everything else we could see about then looked like a beetle. It had the pinchy jaws, and the huge shell. Although its shell was quite interesting because it was vividly zebra striped.
When my grandma moved the plate, the thing hissed at us like a cat, and when it fell over onto its back, the same fuzziness that was on its feelers was all over its underside, and it had more than six legs.
Disturbed, we called our next door neighbours (my best friend's family), and they told us to carefully tip the bottle to put it in the bottom, and then put a lid on it with air holes. They'd take it to a specialist in the morning to have it identified.
They never got back to us with the results, but my best friend told me they couldn't indentify it, most likely just to spook me.
We simply dubbed it the zebra-striped spideetle-moth and we never encountered another one ever again. But, granted, we moved away from that house so who knows. Maybe the family that moved in was later found dead as strange beetle-things scurried all over their bodies.
Besides that I have: - had a bat fly out of our attic and had to catch it because my grandma refused to. (I cried when she refused to call the SPCA or something to help it when I discovered it was desperately trying to just fly out her window but couldn't because its wing was torn. ;_; )
- had a bird in our unlit fireplace that my brother carefully took into the backyard. It was completely grey with ash, but when it flew away, underneath its wings it was the brightest red ever. It was really pretty.
- been going through my sketch pile to find a black widow nestled among my drawings.

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