Unexpected encounters

Shoolis · Post by **Shoolis** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:28 pm

pfftHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:28 pm

bigger pupils.

you can hardly see them.

Palenque · Post by **Palenque** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:34 pm

Head of The Brothel wrote:bigger pupils.

you can hardly see them.

AS PER REQUEST

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:36 pm

Much better.

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 4:38 pm

So beautiful.

Doormaster · Post by **Doormaster** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:25 pm

One time a friend of mine was just walking up towards the library, not bothering anything, when suddenly there's this sharp pain in his leg. He looks down and there's this wasp just sitting there, obviously having just stung him. He swears it basically gave him a look of "Yeah, what now bitch?" before nonchalantly flying away.

Wasps are dicks.

Unbalanced · Post by **Unbalanced** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:46 pm

Sammich Monster · Post by **Sammich Monster** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:49 pm

So true

Crawfish · Post by **Crawfish** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:10 pm

I fucking hate bees. Okay, actually, I'm okay with normal everyday honey/bumblebees, but oh joy, there are apparently killer bees in Virginia now. Wasps, yeah, those are jerks. I remember when I was about 9, I was standing outside watching my dog try to eat a rock, and then we both stumbled upon a burrowing hornet nest.

Hornets coming out of the ground.

Also I've seen three bears in my yard before but they're pussies.

Can't forget about copperheads (snakes).

Oh and I still have a scar above my left knee from when I was stung by a scorpion when I was four (we lived in New Mexico at the time).

Mr Dude · Post by **Mr Dude** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:11 pm

Mugget wrote:I swear I could still feel something on me. *pussy*

I read that as 'I swear I could still feel something on me pussy'.

On topic:

bunnytots · Post by **bunnytots** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:16 pm

I am a camp counselor in the summer time. During the first week of last summer we (as a staff) had to clean out a building in the unused part of the camp.

There were about 19 of us, and the building we had to clean was a old messhall for about 600. I climbed up on the rafters to get all the cobwebs that could not be reached from the ground. While I was up there I startled about thirty bats which all flew up and were freaking out. I proceeded to shit bricks, fall out of the rafters and break my arm.

Workman's comp ftw.

Avengifier · Post by **Avengifier** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:16 pm

Reading this thread reminds me of something I had completely repressed:

Once I was laying in bed when I was a young'n. Just as I was falling asleep,
I felt something brush my arm. I assumed that it was only the corner of my blanket
falling over or something.

WRONG. SO WRONG.

I groggily open my eyes a fraction and scan my bed. What do I see?
A FUCKING CAVE CRICKET THE SIZE OF A BUS SITTING IN MY BED.
WATCHING ME SLEEP.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:20 pm

Oh god I hate when bugs show up unexpectedly.

One time I was drying off after a shower and I felt a tickle on my arm. It was a huge daisies spider. Crawling on my body while I was naked.

Some of the neighbors heard the ensuing scream.

Zang · Post by **Zang** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:20 pm

One time when I was about 7 I was afraid of the dark, I walked my dog outside at night, and mistook a brown dog for a bear and ran back inside screaming at the top of my lungs

Avengifier · Post by **Avengifier** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:21 pm

Mr. Mander wrote:Oh god I hate when bugs show up unexpectedly.

One time I was drying off after a shower and I felt a tickle on my arm. It was a huge daisies spider. Crawling on my body while I was naked.

Some of the neighbors heard the ensuing scream.

Avengifier wrote:Everything is scarier when you're naked.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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