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Sans Trap Cards
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:55 am
by Spoony
Your move, AZ (first come, first served basis.)
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:58 am
by Doormaster
Pawn in front of Queen forward two
I don't know the B3 to G6 stuff. Sue me.
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:04 pm
by Spoony
THE PLOT THICKENS
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:12 pm
by Tales
I can't play chess only draughts (aka checkers) so I will be useless here.
Clever idea though spoony.
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:27 pm
by Doormaster
Okay I think I've got it
Queen to D...6?
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:38 pm
by Spoony
Gaspard mounted up with a heavy heart. "My love..." a whisper came from the door. His dearest, Emily, looked at him with tears in her eyes. He looked at her and thought of all their time together. "The King commands me foward, sweet Emily" he resgined "I must ride out. We don't have time for goodbyes." Gaspard turned back to the horizon, his purpose clear in his mind. Death was almost a certainty, but it was die in duty, or cowering at home. He knew he'd do his Father proud, if it came to it. Without turning around, he spoke his last words to the love of his life "Leave a candle lit by the window. I
will be back." Gaspard rode off, into his uncertain destiny.
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:39 pm
by Bill Nye the Science Guy
Thread of the year
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:47 pm
by Doormaster
Queen to A6
BITCH
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:57 pm
by Spoony
Rodney drank deeply from his flask. He was too old by at least a score's year for service, but he didn't have anywhere else to go. Not since the blacks found out where his family had lived. He threw up violently on the ground. The orders had been to advance twenty miles ahead, to "take the far ground for the glory of the Empire." Rodney barely made it ten before he collapsed on the ground in a quivering heap, thinking of those he'd lost. This war wasn't ending any time soon.
(CAMERA'S OUT OF JUICE FAGS, ALSO IT'S LIKE ONE IN THE MORNING. SEE YOU IN TWELVE HOURS OLOLOLOLOLOL)
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:21 pm
by hotb
silly non sequitur suggestion to B3
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:42 pm
by iamthelordhitman
and then the queen pulls out and uzi and shoots everyone
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:53 pm
by Zink
The ...er... whatever-you-call-the-bishop-on-the-right to ...what I THINK is B5. Whatever you call the space right near it between the two pawns.
I am not good at chess.
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:55 pm
by Palenque
iamthelordhitman wrote:and then the queen pulls out and revolver and shoots everyone
fix'd so that I can say....
THAT QUEENS A SPAH
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:04 pm
by Doormaster
This should help
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:13 pm
by Zink
Oh. I guess I meant D7 then.
Sorry.