Kung Fu Fighting

[Sloth]

So any of you AZfags know martial arts?


I know Taekwondo.
Black belt in HTF.
Not very good at it.






olo spell check thinks I meant to spell Wonderbra.

[Fooflyer]

i hear it's fast as lightning

[Firestorm]

Does having a gun count?

[Shad]

i hear it's fast as lightning

I think it's a little bit frightening.

[Trygve]

i hear it's fast as lightning

I think it's a little bit frightening.

But they fought with expert timing.

[Superior Bacon]

Wait Sloth, how old are you?

[Fooflyer]

I used to do Taekwondo, but I was too lazy (and too young) to improve.

[Cafall]

I used to do Taekwondo, but I was too lazy (and too young) to improve.

same. teaching an over-hyperactive 7 year-old discipline could not be more futile. no idea why my parents thought that would go well.
though I did win a couple trophies at a tournament olol
what a joke

[Fooflyer]

I saw a juvenile judo match once. I didn't see most of it, but it ended up with both competitors rolling on top of each other crying while adults tried to get them to separate. Funniest thing I've ever seen.

[Trygve]

I learned everything from Kung Pow and Kung-fu Hustle.

[Shad]

My best buddy learnt judo some years ago, but broke his left clavicle and scapula and had to stop. A friend of mine did aikido, and another one is practising Sambo.

Also my father was a karateka in his youth. He once broke the jaw of a guy who was trying to steal his car. With a roundhouse kick. :awesome:

[Superior Bacon]

I was knew a girl whose dad was a black belt in karate, I believe, so in college he would kick shoe prints into the ceiling to make it look like someone had been walking on the ceiling.

[Trygve]

I know this girl that goes on Kendo. She is pretty good I think. She talks about Norwegian Championships.

[iconsting]

My old Tae kwan do instructor had a habbit of shouting everything.
"YOU NO STRIKE LIKE THIS! THIS NO GOOD! LIKE OLD LADY!"

[Firestorm]

I do know a girl who took Karate last year. Don't know how long she took the class though.