AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Just got the book Fang in the Maximum Ride series. Not looking too good so far. Too much romance, not enough asskicking.

Fang?
More like Fag.

*snerk*

Topaz Luckdragon wrote:

iconsting wrote:Just finished Count of Monte Cristo.

Everyone read it.

RIGHT NOW!

Is it as good as The Three Musketeers?
If it is, I'll read it when I'm done with the Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide.

Better than the Three musketeers.

Candide: or, Optimism with comments and drawings by French comic book author Sfar. Hilarious.

lyrasen wrote:Just got the book Fang in the Maximum Ride series. Not looking too good so far. Too much romance, not enough asskicking.

Fang?
More like Fag.

*snerk*

He wrote ANOTHER one? I was so dissapointed with Final Warning that I try not to remember that book exists in the series. I haaate how preachy it is bldjfhkfkh.

Yep.
He can't seem to stop.

In this one, Max seems to have Bella Swan syndrome. She never stops talking about Fang.

FANG THIS
FANG THAT
FANG SPARKLES IN THE SUNLIGHT
AND THE MOONLIGHT
AND THE LAMPLIGHT

FANG IS SO FUCKING AMAZING HE FUCKING GLOWS

lyrasen wrote:Yep.
He can't seem to stop.

In this one, Max seems to have Bella Swan syndrome. She never stops talking about Fang.

FANG THIS
FANG THAT
FANG SPARKLES IN THE SUNLIGHT
AND THE MOONLIGHT
AND THE LAMPLIGHT

FANG IS SO FUCKING AMAZING HE FUCKING GLOWS

James Patterson has a habbit of writing really well for two or three books, but after that, he fucks the series sky high.

Re-reading Marlfox from the Redwall series for nostalgia.

iconsting wrote: Better than the Three musketeers.

Then I'm definitely reading it
... right after I finish Life, the Universe, and Everything.

*Begins to speed-read, Johny 5 style.*

lyrasen wrote:Yep.
He can't seem to stop.

In this one, Max seems to have Bella Swan syndrome. She never stops talking about Fang.

FANG THIS
FANG THAT
FANG SPARKLES IN THE SUNLIGHT
AND THE MOONLIGHT
AND THE LAMPLIGHT

FANG IS SO FUCKING AMAZING HE FUCKING GLOWS

Ugh. The first like 3 were AMAZING and then it's like OOPS WAIT I FORGOT TO ADD IN MY YEARLY DOSE OF THE ENVIRONMENT and then he decided to just completely fuck up the cute little romance Fang and Max started in like book 2.

Bah.

I feel naked without a book at my table. Time to go scour my personal library and see if there's not something I've overlooked

I always recommend Discworld.
Always.

Also, the Bartimaeus Trilogy. Best books.

Maximum Ride 1 was good
the rest werent
so i stopped reading after 2

I only started reading Maximum Ride because I read When the Wind Blows and The Lake House which are like a more ~adult~, realistic take on the bird kids (and came before MR) and still like those much better.

lyrasen wrote:I always recommend Discworld.
Always.

Also, the Bartimaeus Trilogy. Best books.

I have heard Discworld is wonderful but I can never find them in the library :I We just opened up a new library that's HUGE so maybe they have it now. Which reminds me I need to go drop some stuff off

Scott Pilgrim. And Medium Raw by Anthony Bourdain.

lyrasen wrote:I always recommend Discworld.
Always.

Also, the Bartimaeus Trilogy. Best books.

Oh god the Bartimaeus Trilogy. I totally man-teared in Ptolemy's Gate.

I need to buy that again, not read it in ages...

Graceling is about this one girl who's 'gifted' with the ability to kill people with her bare hands and crazy stuff like that. It's pretty cool even though I'm only a few pages in. I'm probably going to read most of it next week

Also, I'm still reading The Dragon Heir, which is the best book you will never read.