Cute stuff thread

betrippin · Post by **betrippin** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:41 am

duhrdotcom wrote:Tiny Alligator dosn't need a theme song, he needs an entire Disney animated movie.

Plot for movie:

Baby alligator lives with his mother in a swamp. His father was taken by poachers. The supporting cast consists of

Old grumpy, jewish sounding bird
comic relief monkey
mother
a snake that wants to eat the baby
poachers.

The baby alligator while playing with said monkey is taken by poachers along with monkey. The grumpy bird is the only one too see so he follow poachers to their hide out. He releases the alligator and monkey and they escape. But not without poachers seeing. The whole movie consists of the monkey, bird, and alligator getting home while avoiding snakes and poachers. Before they get home they devise a ingenious plan to trap the poachers and snake and leave them in the wild but something goes wrong and poachers and snake fall into piranha infested water. The alligator and friend return home and live long pop flyin' lives together. The end

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:42 am

betrippin wrote:The baby alligator while playing with said monkey is taken by poachers along with monkey. The grumpy bird is the only one too see so he follow poachers to their hide out. He releases the alligator and monkey and they escape. But not without poachers seeing. The whole movie consists of the monkey, bird, and alligator getting home while avoiding snakes and poachers. Before they get home they devise a ingenious plan to trap the poachers and snake and leave them in the wild but something goes wrong and poachers and snake fall into piranha infested water. The alligator and friend return home and live long pop flyin' lives together. The end

WHILE THE POACHERS AND THE SNAKE SCREAM IN PAIN AND TERROR AS THEIR FLESH IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THEIR BONES

betrippin · Post by **betrippin** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:43 am

This is a disney movie there needs to be at least one grisly death in here somewhere

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:45 am

I know the solution that does not involve loss of skin and muscle mass!

Gaston gets shoved off a castle roof.
Just because he can be.

So about that cute stuff.

betrippin · Post by **betrippin** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:47 am

[Citation Needed] wrote: Gaston gets shoved off a castle roof.

Onto spikes.

You forgot about the spikes

shazza · Post by **shazza** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:48 am

CUTE STUFF.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:48 am

Yeah, because shoving someone off a roof wasn't enough, Disney.

I find this adorable, in a pitifully depressing way.

It's a statue.
Only because you're looking at it.
When you aren't looking, it's a Weeping Angel.

Don't blink.

betrippin · Post by **betrippin** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:51 am

WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS

Remember? When you look at the picture itll eventually turn you into one.

YOUR WEEPING ANGEL AREN'T YOU CITATION? YOU WANT TO TURN US ALL INTO YOUR ARMY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:52 am

No, you fool! (my avatar works here)
Anything that holds the image of an Angel becomes an Angel.
It only invades your brain if you look at the eyes, which that one seems to be lacking.

betrippin · Post by **betrippin** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:56 am

[Citation Needed] wrote:No, you fool! (my avatar works here)
Anything that holds the image of an Angel becomes an Angel.
It only invades your brain if you look at the eyes, which that one seems to be lacking.

But theres indents where they should be. Also.

I LOOKED INTO THEM OH MY GOD DOCTOR PLEASE COME AND HELP ME JUST DONT PARK THE TARDUS IN THIS ROOM THERE'S NO ROOM FOR IT

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:56 am

betrippin wrote:I LOOKED INTO THEM OH MY GOD DOCTOR PLEASE COME AND HELP ME JUST DONT PARK THE TARDUS IN THIS ROOM THERE'S NO ROOM FOR IT

I am no longer your friend.

betrippin · Post by **betrippin** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:00 am

Wait.

I put Tardis

THE WEEPING ANGEL MADE ME THINK i PUT THE RIGHT SPELLING.

DOCTOR AND CITATION IM SORRY MAKE THE ANGEL GO AWAY.DSKVHREJBK

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:02 am

NICE TRY, I STILL HATE YOU, YOU STUPID OTTER.

betrippin · Post by **betrippin** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:05 am

Why am I an otter?

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Thu Jul 15, 2010 5:06 am

Not you.
Mijumaru.

BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING CUTE ON THIS PAGE