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Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:42 pm

Miss StarSeed wrote:
Karilyn wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:THE SINGLE HOMOSEXUALS
This is discrimination against the married homosexuals
I wasn't aware anyone in this thread was married. You're married?

I think everyone somehow ended up married to me anyways.

Tatzel · Post by **Tatzel** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:52 pm

Torizo wrote:I think everyone somehow ended up married to me anyways.

I knew if I was married to you, I'm just attracted by your awesomeness.
You know, like moths are flying to the light.

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:52 pm

Tatzel wrote:
Torizo wrote:I think everyone somehow ended up married to me anyways.
I knew if I was married to you, I'm just attracted by your awesomeness.
You know, like moths are flying to the light.

But... but those moths die.

Tatzel · Post by **Tatzel** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:54 pm

Does that mean your awesomeness will kill me someday?
But I guess that's one heck of a way to die:

R.I.P
Killed by awesomeness
FUCK YEAH

Fauche · Post by **Fauche** » Tue Oct 20, 2009 11:57 pm

Miss StarSeed wrote:
Fauche wrote:Why am I not part of this yet?
Because you're only bisexual, or if you're gay, you're dating a girl. LET THE SINGLE HOMOSEXUALS HAVE A CHANCE JEEZ.

But I thought Karylin was bi, too.

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:08 am

Tatzel wrote:Does that mean your awesomeness will kill me someday?
But I guess that's one heck of a way to die:

R.I.P
Killed by awesomeness
FUCK YEAH

I want to die in my 90's while performing a piledriver on a shark to save a small child.

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:10 am

Your casket will be decorated with the skulls of those you have killed with pure awesome.

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:10 am

BANANA wrote:Your casket will be decorated with the skulls of those you have killed with pure awesome.

Quality of life > quantity

Tatzel · Post by **Tatzel** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:20 am

Torizo wrote:I want to die in my 90's while performing a piledriver on a shark to save a small child.

I hope I got the translation of piledriver right.

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 12:40 am

That is amazing, so it's close enough.

Crushter · Post by **Crushter** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:04 am

Torizo wrote:That is amazing, so it's close enough.

YOU EVOLVED.

Torizo · Post by **Torizo** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 1:44 am

Crush Bandicoot wrote:
Torizo wrote:That is amazing, so it's close enough.
YOU EVOLVED.

I WAS 90.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:01 am

WHEN?

Karilyn · Post by **Karilyn** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:20 am

Fauche wrote:But I thought Karylin was bi, too.

Bisexuality is only a technicality when you are married to another woman.

Fauche · Post by **Fauche** » Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:29 am

Also, I can be heavily flamboyant sometimes. ¬_¬

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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